Chocolate rain
No verse, no bridge, always the refrain
Chocolate rain
Musical hooks bring you net dot fame
Chocolate rain
Irritating like a mustard stain
Chocolate rain
Repetition seals it in your brain
Chocolate rain
Every line, it has to rhyme with “rain”
Chocolate rain
Narrative build? That’s just kind of lame
Chocolate rain
Kimmel airs him, that makes me profane
Chocolate rain
Fifteen minutes is his public reign
Chocolate rain
14:59 – oh what a shame
Chocolate rain
Hyperlinking is his chosen game
Chocolate rain
Western civ’lization’s newest bane
(In all seriousness, why Tay Zonday isn’t looking into voice acting is beyond me. Phil LaMarr has to force his voice downwards to do what Tay Zonday can do naturally.)
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So nice to have you back. I was about to search for you this week but Church pointed me here.
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A friend sent me the link to the video. He asked me “What’s Chocolate Rain?” (He’s Mexican and didn’t understand the context.) I wasn’t sure so he pointed me to the vid.
The guy’s voice is… just plain insane. I was expecting some sort of whiny Urkel-like voice, not him being the next “This is CNN” spokesperson.
Mr. Bird is back on the air! Fantastic!