Mike W. Barr, during his run on the Outsiders, had a real knack for creating mediocre bad-guy teams. The original Force of July set the bar fairly low, and then Mike W. Barr consistently failed to meet that bar of his own creation. The Nuclear Family, the People’s Heroes… he just kept churning them out. Every team had to have a theme of some kind, no matter how silly. It didn’t matter, because his stories were more about the interpersonal relationships within the Outsiders anyway; nobody really cared who the Outsiders beat up because it was secondary to the idea of the comic. But they had to beat up somebody.
At one point, he more or less abandoned the theme method and just went with his gut.
He should not have done that.
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Ostensibly, the theme of Strike Force Kobra is “Kobra’s elite team of supervillain mercenaries.” But it’s Kobra. Kobra sucks. He has always sucked; he will always suck. Kobra is the Toledo Mud Hens of DC supervillains. So, in addition to that theme, Mike W. Barr gave them another theme: they would all be based on Batman villains.
Except not so much.
Going through the team in alphabetical order:
Clayface. Not a new concept, but it’s not like there haven’t been heaps of Clayfaces. Adding one more isn’t going to dilute (heh) the Clayface concept. So we’ve got a Clayface. This is an eminently reasonable beginning for a fourth-tier supervillain team.
Elemental Woman. Has powers kind of like Element Lad or Metamorpho, neither of whom was ever a Batman villain. This is the point where you realize the “Batman villains theme” is in fact kind of bullshit and Mike W. Barr was just throwing stuff out there. Regardless, Elemental Woman is a generic supervillainess with a generic name and a generic costume. She is a very President’s Choice supervillain. (Americans may not understand this reference. Please replace “President’s Choice” with your generic supermarket chain-branded food line of choice.)
Planet Master. Planet Master has superpowers based out of his costume, which allow him to simulate the conditions on each of the nine planets. So he can do Mercury (hot), Venus (hot and poisonous), Mars (cold), Jupiter (cold), Saturn (cold), Uranus (cold, makes people snicker), Neptune (hot – I know, you weren’t expecting that!), and before Pluto was downgraded presumably he had access to the amazing coldness of Pluto as well.
But here’s the thing: each planet-power is contained within its own, individual costume. So if for some reason he’s fighting in his Mercury outfit and needs access to his cold powers, he needs to change his costume. Planet Master is the only supervillain in history who presumably brings along a portable changing screen to every super-fight. And why does he need costumes for all the cold planets? Why not just one “cold” planet with whatever additional features are useful (maybe Saturn comes with little rocks or something) and one good “hot” planet. Or, here’s a wacky idea, put all the powers in one costume. It’s just cold and hot – supervillains with both cold and hot powers are not new.
Spectrumonster. A “living bolt of energy” with powers much like Halo of the Outsiders. Created because Halo needed somebody to fight and presumably a monster made of light would be ironic, like in that Alanis song. You know, “Hand In My Pocket.” That’s an ironic song! (Because she doesn’t have a hand in her pocket, you see.) Spectrumonster is redeemed somewhat for being a cool concept and having a decent name, though.
Zebra-Man. Oh, god. Zebra-Man. Guess what his powers are. If you said “something related to zebras” – you’re wrong! Zebra-Man’s powers have nothing to do with zebras; he has the power to shoot rays from his hands which can repel or attract objects. Like a magnet, but not. (Or, for fans of the Zoo Crew, like Yankee Poodle.) However, despite the fact that this power has absolutely nothing to do with zebras, he dresses up like a zebra and calls himself Zebra-Man. I am fairly sure Zebra-Man has a really weird sexual fetish compelling him to do this thing.
So, to sum up: we have two reasonable if nothing-special villains, one very generic villainess, and two of the most impressive losers to come down the pike in a very, very long time.
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I’ll give props for Clayface IV, who eventually found some use within the Batman titles during the pretty decent “Mud Pack” storyline. But Spectrumonster sadly got blown up, and as for the rest… ehhh.
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Does Zebra Man have any relation to Batman’s zebra costume? I mean this seriously. I remember there was some old silver age storyline where Batman was running in a zebra strip costume and he had, like, a death aura or something.
Look, I have to devote sections of brain to things other than covers I saw on Superdickery. So sue me.
You know, for a “hideously disfigured woman”, Clayface IV has very hot body and a very sexy mane of wavy hair. Personally, I don’t see the repulsion.
Planet Master and Zebra-Man should be ridiculed by other supervillains for showing their faces in public.
You know if Final Crisis was ONLY about Libra and Flame Guy getting dumped by the Society and then gathering up all the OTHER total losers who even the Suicide Squad wouldn’t touch and then going on a Big Thing STARTING with killing Martian Manhunter, I’d totally be into it…
Of course then it would be “Kind of like what Simone did for CatMan, except for a whole BUNCH of guys”. So maybe not…
Come on, Zenrage, her skin’s all wooshy! That’s horribly disfiguring! It’s grotesque! It’s wavy! She kind of looks like Tigra, without the string bikini? Isn’t that just DISGUSTING? Uh, she’s drawn badly and looks like she has a stump leg? Maybe she’s mean all the time? She cooks so bad you have to bring your own leftovers to her house for dinner?
Planet Master has a cool looking costume, at least.
Okay, these all can’t be salvaged, but there are some promising beginnings here. Planet Master fairly begs for a reinvent, hopefully with a spinning ring of ice and he can arch for Adam Strange. But man, that poor excuse for a Zzzax has gots to go
Dude, not only has somebody out there already got exactly the right fetish for Clayface IV, but he’s not alone and he’s got a Livejournal community. And probably a Deviantart account, too.
… Hang on. Element Woman has element powers, right? Well, why can’t she just fix Clayface’s ‘hideous disfigurement’?
I agree, Planet Master could be cool if reworked properly. Expand his powers a bit (he can create mini suns and pockets of space-cold, maybe gravity powers) and he could be a really dangerous guy. Must change the name, though. Mebbe Dr. Saturn or The Spaceman. And I’ve always liked Clayface and thought of him as the Green Lantern of Batman’s villains: powerful, but not put in the top tier for some stupid reason.
Oh, and I like how dis(sss)appointed Kobra looks with his team in the picture there.
See, if I was going to be a super-villain, I would go the Zebra-Man route. I’d call myself The Marmot and have a costume with a marmot headpiece and furred, clawed gloves–that sort of thing.
Then, when Nightwing thought he knew just what to expect from me, I’d blast him with jets of fire or whatever.
For my second outing, I’d wear a silk kimono and a fake, giant bald head like Professor X. Then, flame blasts.
Really, themed costumes are a strategic nightmare.
Spectrumonster reminds me of the Plutonians from Aqua Teens.
I cannot argue with the evidence that Kobra incontravertibly sucks.
That said, I enjoyed John Ostrander’s take on him in Suicide Squad and which it seems is now the definitive one as used in Checkmate. His belief in himself as an avatar of Kali is perfect megalomania for a guy that doesn’t have a hope of approaching adequacy in terms of villainhood.
The drawback is…the heroes were required to buy into his rep for the purposes of the story. Damn.
Ravan shouldn’t have even felt he was worth his time.
MDF is totally right – Ostrander’s take on Kobra was awesome. Sadly for me, it was the first time I’d read anything with Kobra in it, and ever since I have sort of expected Kobra to be at least competent as a villain. Disappointment, every time.
Planet Master is the only supervillain in history who presumably brings along a portable changing screen to every super-fight.
My brother thinks that he should have an anime magical-girl transformation sequence to change his costume. You can see him performing it in the background while the rest of the teams are fighting.
Skemono, those transformation sequences are creepy enough when they have little girls do them. Having a middle-aged man do one is just 10 shades of wrong.
That’s part of the beauty of it!
The other part is that by the time the sequence finally finishes, he won’t need the ice powers anymore and he’ll have to switch back to heat powers, so–transformation sequence again!
I will brook no disrespect to the Toledo Mud Hens!
And what the heck’s wrong with the Force of July?!
Now, if Planet Master had the ability to change the local environment (say, a city block or so) into the atmospheric and gravitational conditions of another planet, that would be kick ass.
I’ve been waiting for Agent Orange (Bats and the Outsiders #2, if I recall correctly) to get his treatment in this fashion. Could be a historic low for the Wonder Dog score.
Planet Master did make a pretty decent appearance on BatB, though. There was some actual variety to his powers (Jupiter was gravity, Saturn was energy rings, etc), and he could use all of them.
He still got his ass kicked hard.
Elemental Woman had the powers of Elemental Man, who fought Batman in Detective Comics #294 (August 1961). That story was reprinted in Batman #182 (August 1966).
Also, Batman first fought Zebra-Man in Detective #275, Planet Master in #296, and the Rainbow Creature (on which Spectrumonster was based) in Batman #134.