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(Obligatory Children of the Damned reference goes here)
Archie as written by John Wyndham?
OEDIPUS: What grief can crown this grief? It’s mine alone, my destiny–I am Oedipus!
CHORUS: Better to die than be alive and blind.
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Hey, the comments aren’t centred any more. Disregard first line of dialogue in previous post. 🙁
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… Stepford Cuckoos?
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“42… 43… 44….”
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It’s just what I have always wanted, thank you God!
No, you misunderstood what we meant when we said that we would serve Archie.
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Eli Balin: Nice!
I also especially enjoyed the entries from Lindsey, tinheart, and Thousand Sons.
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THE END
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