29
Feb
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAALLLL . . .
Shoes propelled by compressed air, we want ya, we really want ya!
“Go forward, Faustus, in that famous art, Wherein all Nature’s treasure is contain’d: Be thou on earth as Jove is in the sky, Lord and commander of these elements.”
“Hot diggedy! American Idol is coming to Riverdale! Once they see my boffo act, I’ll be the next Rudy Vallee!”
“Bang Bag Lulu Lulu’s gone away Who are we gonna bang on Now that Lulu’s gone away?”
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA….”
Fart shoes rule!
“PUUUEN AANN THAAA RIIIISSTTZZZZ!!!”
Leap Day Williams loves the tears of small children!
“VERONICA LODGE! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!”
“I don’t get why One Million Moms are suddenly up in arms over Kevin Keller; I’VE been GAY since 1893!”
“MONORAAAAAIL!!” /obligatory
“Davy Jones is DEAD! HE’S DEAD! Now Marcia Brady is ALL MINE!”
You’ve got AIDS! Not HIV but full blown AAAAIIIDS!
Later on, Veronica will be driven mad by Archie’s refusal to sing and dance in front of anyone but her.
“Wow! I did NOT think you’d eat all those brownies at once!!!”
“…You’ll be surprised you’re doing the French Mistake, VOILA!”
Oh god it’s got tentacles
It’s FEELING up my SPINE
Ronnie you WORTHLESS MONGOOSE
GET IT THE FUCK OFF
.aedi tnaillirb a saw retirw sa revo gnikat hcnyL divaD
“The sight of these stripes locks up a replicant’s brainstem INSTANTLY!”
“One side, Pop’s! The reign of Farrell’s commences!”
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HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAALLLL . . .
Shoes propelled by compressed air, we want ya, we really want ya!
“Go forward, Faustus, in that famous art,
Wherein all Nature’s treasure is contain’d:
Be thou on earth as Jove is in the sky,
Lord and commander of these elements.”
“Hot diggedy! American Idol is coming to Riverdale! Once they see my boffo act, I’ll be the next Rudy Vallee!”
“Bang Bag Lulu
Lulu’s gone away
Who are we gonna bang on
Now that Lulu’s gone away?”
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA….”
Fart shoes rule!
“PUUUEN AANN THAAA RIIIISSTTZZZZ!!!”
Leap Day Williams loves the tears of small children!
“VERONICA LODGE! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!”
“I don’t get why One Million Moms are suddenly up in arms over Kevin Keller; I’VE been GAY since 1893!”
“MONORAAAAAIL!!” /obligatory
“Davy Jones is DEAD! HE’S DEAD! Now Marcia Brady is ALL MINE!”
You’ve got AIDS!
Not HIV but full blown AAAAIIIDS!
Later on, Veronica will be driven mad by Archie’s refusal to sing and dance in front of anyone but her.
“Wow! I did NOT think you’d eat all those brownies at once!!!”
“…You’ll be surprised you’re doing the French Mistake, VOILA!”
Oh god it’s got tentacles
It’s FEELING up my SPINE
Ronnie you WORTHLESS MONGOOSE
GET IT THE FUCK OFF
.aedi tnaillirb a saw retirw sa revo gnikat hcnyL divaD
“The sight of these stripes locks up a replicant’s brainstem INSTANTLY!”
“One side, Pop’s! The reign of Farrell’s commences!”