Top comment: Now do Its vs It’s.
ONLY YOU, MGK, CAN FIX ALL THE INTERNET — Ilan
Would that make Stephen Colbert part of the Sinestro Corps?
Well, were Jon to have a ring, Jim Cramer would be a greasy spot on the studio floor now, I suspect….
What brought this on?
And are we going to get one that illustrates the difference between “Rogue” and “rouge”?
And yes, I’d line up to see “Jon Stewart – Green Lantern”. But rather than the Sinestro Corps, for some reason I see Stephen Colbert as Stewart’s Guy Gardner. That would probably make Craig Kilbourne into his Hal Jordan, which would be fine with me as I don’t care much for either Hal Jordan or Craig Kilborn, but would probably irritate someone, somewhere.
You mean he wasn’t?
Colbert as Sinestro would work really well, Zenrage. He could definitely pull off the coloring, the high hairline, and the mustache.
I don’t know, Colbert seems more angry than scary. He should definitely be a Red Lantern.
Now do Its vs It’s.
ONLY YOU, MGK, CAN FIX ALL THE INTERNET
In earliest day, in latest night,
No news shall escape my sight
Let those who worship Fox’s might,
Beware my satire… Jon Stewart’s light!
This made me laugh early in the morning, which is hard to do. Well done.
“You, Stephen Colbert, have the ability to instill great fear at the White House Press Correspondents dinner”…
I love you. And I’m sure /co/ loves you for this, too.
I really hope that Jon sees this, because I bet he’d get a kick out of it.
On the subject of superheroes and tv personalities, have you met Dr Manhattan, famous analrapist?
Manhattan Funke, byatch.
That’s “INTERNETZ”. It’s pluralized.
Speaking of which, I got these at MegaCon last year: http://www.flickr.com/photos/i_am_scifi/2327006189/sizes/o/in/set-72157604096169470/
I’d give my right testicle to see Jon Stewart cast as Hal Jordan.
I’m saving my left testicle to ensure Steve Buschemi is casted as Mad Hatter.
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STOP READING MY MIND! 🙂
I’d actually done this a while ago on the comics2film fan art gallery, before it got subsumed into mania. (misspelled his name on it though, dang it)
So…is Stewart MEANT to look like The Comedian, even with the GL badge and ring?
Because if he is…kudos to you, good sir.
Jon Stewart can’t be a green lantern. His will is too cynical.
@Robert N: Tobias could never be Dr. Manhattan. He’s a nevernude.
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Who cares about its vs it’s?
Colbert already has Captain America’s Shield, and we seem to approve Stewart receiving a Green Lantern ring, but who else should join our Super Hero/Comedian League?
Patton Oswalt as Spider-Ham.
George Carlin as a Black Lantern of Green Arrow’s old body. Sarah Silverman as Zatanna. If we can have more Green Lanterns, Brian Posehn is a butt-baby of Kilowog and G’nort. Maria Bamford as Squirrel Girl. (Damn your lack of an edit function!)
Actually, Colbert wouldn’t REALLY be a member of the Sinestro Corps, he would PRETEND to be one in order to parody them, but many of them wouldn’t get the joke, and think he was totally serious, and invite him to talk at the annual Sinestro Corps Qward dinner.
Zenrage said on March 17th, 2009 at 5:29 am
>Who cares about its vs it’s?
All right-thinking people do (if they’re literate in English).
There’s also the need to fix “definately”.
Oh God… Dream come true! And here I thought I was alone! Thank you, MGK!
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