This is mine:
Let’s see what you got, people! In comments, or Photoshop them yourselves and post to your own blog, or whatever.
For the second one :
“Use your jodhpurs, try and glide to the ground!”
“Let’s see if we can hear his shirt all the way down!”
You said it was Hawaiian shirt day, Jack! But I’ll change. Let me change!
Sorry Bill. You know Mister Gortman takes the dress code very seriously. For God’s sake, my job is Dress Code Enforcer. What other ranch even has that position?
It sure is a lonely life. *sigh* Well now that Judy is single I guess I’ll see what she’s doing tonight.
For the first one:
Guy 1: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DON’T EVEN-
Guy 2: “Damn you and your gaudy Hawaiian shirt! REAL cowboys where suits!
“Hope you like Pina Colada IN HELL.
For the second one:
“It’s not the fall, it’s the landing.”
Which GTA is this one?
HAWAIIAN SHIRT GUY: You’re going for his gun, but I got the drop on you! Eat lead, you–NNGH! I’VE been shot? How?
OTHER GUY: You didn’t count on one thing–IT’S OPPOSITE DAY! I was trying to NOT bump into your horse!
OTHER GUY: The force of the gunshot knocked you over the cliff–AND the International Date Line! Opposite Day is OVER…for YOU!
Ok one more.
1L. Global warming is real. I have made many observations that will demonstrate…
1R. Your methods use faulty logic. I cannot allow you to teach our children your voodoo science.
2. You work on real proof while I demonstrate gravity. Now there’s science we can all believe in.
“Here is a bullet for you!”
“Sweep the leg, Charger! sweep the leg!”
1. “You can’t have it! I earned that bonus!”
“Cuomo wants you dead or alive, pal.”
2. “That’s the last of the AIG gang. Who’s next, Kudlow or Cramer?”
Hoping this works:
Ugh. Not even a little bit. I managed to link the thumbnails, and the image tag isn’t enabled anyway. Or I’m just dumb and don’t know what this supports. Anyway:
1A: Ha! I got you!
1B: Toy guns are the best!
2: But this carousel leaves something to be desired.
Left: CURSE YOU, GRANITEGUN GHOST! You’ve petrified my horse!
Right: Let’s hope you both have a CRACKING time at the bottom!
Bottom: Wait, what the hell is wrong with your thighs? And when did I dismount?
A1: The alien probes! I can still feel the probes!
A2: Anus-clenching the saddlehorn won’t save you!
B: Sic transit gloria hawaii!
1. “You scum! I told you I was riding the cyan grey horse to the posse! Surely, we will both appear super gay to the other vigilantes.”
“You’re the one wearing a tweed suit! How will you fit in with the rest of us frontiersmen!”
2. this will teach you never wear director pants in my presence, Jenkins.
~ Pickup Pony baseball goes horribly wrong. ~
“Should’ve opted for the parachute pants, twerp!”
ALSO, for the second:
“Greg! The key to flying is falling and missing the ground!”
That’s right, buddy: I before E, especially after cliff.
Yellow/Red Guy: I don’t think it’s sexist for women in comics to scream “Aiiee!” and I will shoot at anyone who disagrees!
Blue Guy: It’s sexist because men in comics don’t scream like that! Horse, express my displeasure with his viewpoint!
Blue Guy: I was wrong! Oh, if only there were a medium in which we could have resolved our argument with harmless name-calling and strawmen!
Oh, and I like really like Odd King’s.
Why is the cowboy that gets murdered wearing a shirt covered in Canadian flags?
— The SHIRT, the GUN, the RED LIGHT! What MORE… ?
— SORRY, mate, DIDN’T SEE you.
— Get some PERSPECTIVE!
— That’s détente, comrade.
Panel 1 –
Man in shirt: “Jesus! Stuntman, what the hell? STOP! You’re gonna knock us both off th-”
Stuntman: “RED-HEADED CRISPIN GLOVER WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMAZING SHIRT”
Panel 2 –
Stuntman – “OW WHY BAD GUN FIRE REAL BULLETS OOPS HE DIE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED WARDROBE LADY CAROL”
A fitting end for his kind… Papa spank!
Oh, and for the first:
Hawaiian Shirt Guy: “Is this about what I said on the boat?”
Armani Suit Guy (in big ol’ fuck-off letters): “Yup.”
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