“Go TK! It’s Your Birthday! Go TK! It’s Your Birthday!”
Blue Beetle knows that nothing slams evil like well-coordinated J-hops.
Blue Beetle knows that scimitars are wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-wack.
Blue Beetle knows that the 6-step is foundational to any anti-villain martial arts program, but has progressed to the legendary fourteenth step.
Blue Beetle knows that masked goons have never been part of the four elements of hip-hop and never will be.
Blue Beetle’s suicides don’t shiv, bro.
May 13th, 2008 la 9:17 am
It’s… it’s beautiful.
Thankyou for this.
May 13th, 2008 la 9:49 am
Oh god yessssss…
May 13th, 2008 la 10:18 am
Nice “Thou Shalt Always Kill” reference in there, too.
May 13th, 2008 la 10:29 am
Don’t be too harsh on the artists now, maybe he’s just doing capoeira.
May 13th, 2008 la 12:53 pm
Ditko was clearly ahead of his time.
(Not philosophically, of course, but fortunately even Randites can get down.)
May 13th, 2008 la 2:27 pm
I work with a guy named Todd Korb, and I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve called him Ted.
May 13th, 2008 la 2:31 pm
I take back, like, 90% of the bad things I ever said about you.
May 13th, 2008 la 2:44 pm
Blue Beetle: So good at kicking your arse, he doesn’t even need to look badass doing it.
Batman wins because people are scared of him (oh yeah, and his mastery of multiple martial arts systems, incredible athleticism, cool gadgets and scary plans). Blue Beetle wins because he’s just that good.
May 13th, 2008 la 3:32 pm
How is Ted cool enough to breakdance people into unconsciousness, yet square enough to not understand what it means to turn a trick?
May 13th, 2008 la 3:47 pm
I cracked up on the fourteen step.
May 13th, 2008 la 5:44 pm
How can I be the first person to say this? Ahem…
TEDDY KORDO!
May 13th, 2008 la 10:57 pm
Suddenly, the universe makes sense.
May 14th, 2008 la 12:51 am
Sure, but he could onloy break it that good when Booster Gold was dropping the beats.
May 14th, 2008 la 6:40 am
That brought a little joy into my day, thanks!
May 14th, 2008 la 9:46 am
I feel like of all the Justice League Dance Crews out there, The Super Buddies would stomp the yard by a mile…