Aug

YO JOE

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Flicks

So I went to see G.I. Joe and don’t belive the critics because this movie is fantastic. Unless the critics said it was good. Then you can believe them. Those critics! Never know what they’re going to be critical about! Anyway I know a lot of you are skeptical so sit back. I am going [...]

54 comments

Jul

I have opinions too you know

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Important Things!

It has been a while since I posted on this here blog so I figure it is time that I discuss a subject of critical importance! And that subject today will be the flags of New Zealand. New Zealand is a pretty awesome country! I mean, think of all it has going for it. Like, [...]

32 comments

Mar

You got HACKED

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Bad Comedy

I have decided that I am gonna start up my own life-hacking website, wherein I will teach people to do things in different ways than they previously did them! (I am not doing this to raise funds to change my name because I am afraid of Steven Seagal. We have chatted, and he is cool. [...]

12 comments

Mar

If Superman did rap battles

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Comics

I’m extremely powerful but I don’t want to boast I can use my heat vision to make fresh heated toast And technically I’m much stronger than Diana or J’onn Nearly as fast as Wally, I don’t think that I’m wrong I’m just as smart as Batman though some people think I”m not I know that [...]

14 comments

Mar

I am going to be a writer for television

Posted by Flapjacks Published in TV

I have decided that I am going to write for the television. After all, if John Rogers can do it, anybody can do it! It is an especially great career for me because you don’t need no special training or knowledge except the power of imagination! And I have plenty of imagination. If you could [...]

20 comments

Mar

If Batman did rap battles

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Bad Comedy, Comics

Best not come to battle because if you battle me You’re gonna suffer a fucking bat-astrophe Kal-El, what the hell, you wanna get in a fight Fucker step off or I’ll synthesize Kryptonite Diana, I wanna introduce my Batpole To every one of your wonderful Wonder-holes Green Lanterns? Fuck you, you’re alla you overpaid I’ll [...]

17 comments

Feb

I got comics questions

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Comics

Hey, are any of you people the people who buy the comic books with the variant covers that cost like thirty dollars because the comic store has to order twenty of the standard cover to get one copy of the fancy cover? And do you pay for those special comic books in retard dollars? Hey, [...]

33 comments

Feb

Twenty-five things about Flapjacks!

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Nothing Else Fit

So I am totally in love with this “25 things” meme because it made the pages of USA Today and I love the McPaper, so I wanted to do it. I asked MGK but he was all “Flapjacks that is sooooooo 2004″ and he said don’t do it but I’m gonna do it because it’s [...]

10 comments

Jan

i totally changed my mind guys

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Flicks

(NOTE: Due to Flapjacks complaining vociferously, from now on I will not be editing his posts for clarity. You have been warned. — MGK) so last time i posted here i was all “hey guys “max payne” is the best movie of the year.” but MGK was all “that is so anti-intellectual flapjacks, you should [...]

21 comments

Jan

Flapjacks Takes Over The Blog!

Posted by Flapjacks Published in Flicks

HEY EVERYBODY! I am Flapjacks, the one and only, coming to you LIVE (well this is not live technically) on the internet because MGK doesn’t close his browser windows and I know how to create a new user in WordPress (okay it took me three tries). Now, sure, maybe he’ll delete this post and my [...]

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