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Oh no! Desert desperadoes!

Posted by   Published in Comics, Rex The Motherfucking Wonder Dog

Well, they would be a problem, but they saw the thunder coming for them.

Even in the deepest Sahara, every bandit knows not to mess with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

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MDF said on June 17th, 2008 at 10:33 am

What can I say in response to that except — motherfucking A!

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MirrorMan said on June 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am

“The One World Government will take away your guns with MOTHERFUCKING PARACHUTING NINJA DOGS!!!”

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zeynep said on June 17th, 2008 at 11:21 am

So I’m missing something. They have guns, he’s dangling down from a parachute, descending sort of slowly, and has no way of dodging.

Obviously I’m missing something.

(It’s because he’s Rex the Wonder Dog, right?)

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malakim2099 said on June 17th, 2008 at 11:23 am

Rex the Wonder Dog might take away the guns… but heaven help him if he makes a try for Doctor Doom’s Ponies!!!!

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MirrorMan said on June 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

A cage match! Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Doctor Doom! (Watch Rex rip his throat out! Or maybe he will use Doom’s leg as a fire hydrant and short him out!))

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Llelldorin said on June 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Nah, I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl. That would be one for the ages—it’d be like the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox.

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MGK said on June 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Zeynep: clearly, Rex would catch the bullets in his mouth, then spit them back at the bandits, killing them.

I mean, duh.

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Andrew W. said on June 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

This is racist!

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Sofa King said on June 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

This explains why Namor keeps shouting “Imperious Rex!”. He’s praying. In Dog We Trust.

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Will said on June 17th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Sofa King has, of course, revealed one of the Secret Awesomes of History: The Romans based their word for king on the name of Rex the Wonder Dog.

The Anglo-Saxons, of course, were altogether less respectful of authority. They instead based their word for completely beats the shit out of on the dog himself (but screwed up the spelling. No surprise there; if you’re reading anything in Middle English you’ll notice that they will shove a W in anywhere it’ll fit).

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Jim Smith said on June 17th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

At this point I expect Rex to kick anybody’s ass, but I am continually amazed by his cool, dry wit…

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Sage Freehaven said on June 17th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

“I’d rather see Rex the Wonder Dog vs. Squirrel Girl.”

MGK, YOU MUST WRITE THIS. It’s the modern day Clash of the Titans.

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Evan said on June 18th, 2008 at 12:10 am

Rex vs. Doom.

The World’s Greatest Hero.

The World’s Greatest Villain.

Ultimate Arcane Power is the prize.

FUCK YES!

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Sofa King said on June 18th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

We need a series called The Secret Awesomes of History.

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Dan Brown said on June 19th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Everyone is wrong. The ultimate DC/Marvel Crossover is…..

Rex the Wonderdog & Cosmo.

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Dan said on June 19th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

Rex ain’t losing to no Goddamn filthy commie and that’s the end of that.

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