I am wonderfully thrilled that tonight we got to see Mean Mia Michaels. It is so awesome when she forgets she’s on television and just absolutely sticks a knife into a dancer’s back and acts like an insane bitch. Which, if she were critiquing an auditioner in a theatre where there were no cameras, would […]

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Thanks to the power of begging, I now have two female guest bloggers this month as well. Please everybody give a warm welcome to Karen Whaley and Wendy White, who will bring a unique perspective to mgk.com for a month. And possibly also curtains. With that, I hereby proclaim the guestblogger selection done and finito. […]

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A woolly mammoth appears, hell-bent on destruction! What do you do? What do you do? Well, maybe you nut up, if your name happens to be Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

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Let’s talk about a core character. A lot of Legion purists think that the Legion is not the Legion without Superboy. Needless to say, I am not one of them. Don’t get me wrong, I love all the old Superboy and the Legion comics from back in the day, and the premise is sound, but […]

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Hi, Mightygodkingers. My name’s Dan Solomon. I’m one of the new guest posters around while MGK’s ISP is down. I’m an American writer currently living in London. I keep my own blog at www.dansolomon.com. And I have all sorts of weird things to talk about. Like, check this out! Toddlers Who Dislike Spicy Food Racist, […]

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I frequently hear complaints from people in other countries about their mobile phone service. Well, you know what, people in other countries? You can all suck it, because Canada has the worst mobile phone service in the entire fucking world. People living in countries in equatorial Africa look at Canadian mobile phone plans and say […]

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Well, Will beat me to introductions, but it’s worth mentioning that after receiving a bunch of applications (I was truly flattered at the number), both he and Dan Solomon are now guest-blogging here. I’m currently looking over my schedule and expected connectivity for the next thirty days (I feel like I’m Morgan Spurlock! Minus the […]

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That’s kinda how I feel right now. When I noticed Mighty God King’s request for guest-bloggers to post in the blog, I very nearly immediately sent an e-mail; I’m only a sometimes-commenter, but I’m a pretty regular reader of these here posts. I’m doubting anyone has noticed, though, so I figure I’ll start with an […]

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Recently from me at TheCourt.ca: a summary of the American Supreme Court’s recent conservative swing.

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At least according to British courts. Just imagine the potential for future rulings! Twinkies are not snack cakes. They are baked flavour pods. Mike N’ Ikes are not jellybeans. They are fruitesque capsules. Cookie Crisp is not cereal, nor is it cookies. It is unprepared mulch product. Captain Highliner is not a captain. He is […]

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Such as this “found script” of Michael Bay writing The Dark Knight.

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Thanks to the fuckuppery of Canada’s largest telecommunications giant being entirely willing to screw around with third-party internet providers, I am without home internet access for the next three or four weeks. This sucks ass, especially because I had a couple of Photoshop projects I wanted to do that I now cannot thanks to not […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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3D-rendered pictures of “sexy girls.” No. They are not sexy. They are not even interesting; every single one is the same long legs and the same balloon tits and the same dead expression. Anybody calling this “art” sexy needs to be held down by an actual real woman and slapped repeatedly, because it is just […]

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Man builds his own rollercoaster.

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