(previously: one, two) Top comment: At first, they asked Jughead why he didn’t join the search party. He just stared at them, turned, and finished the second bottle, before driving to the Cooper place, crossing himself, and popping open the trunk full of gas cans, a crossbow and a taser. — Chris Lowrance

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LIKED – Bloody Confused! by Chuck Culpepper is a great little piece of sportswriting – a journey alongside Culpepper during his time in England as he lives there for a few years and, being a sports fan generally, settles in and picks a football team to cheer for (in his case, Portsmouth), and in the […]

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Hoekstra is a Meme.

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It’s just my allergies acting up, that’s all.

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Kentucky pastor encourages his flock to bring guns to church. UPDATE: Link fixed.

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Click for larger image. You must see Mr. Banjo in all his glory. Simpler times. The Monster Society of Evil was a society – of evil! – dedicated to one thing, and one thing only. Killing Captain Marvel. Because they hates them some Captain Marvel. The original Monster Society was probably, by our standards, the […]

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Lights! Flashing! Mary Murphy screams again! Cat Deeley wears a spectacularly ugly dress! Li’l C is the guest judge and his metaphors are off the hook, y’all! Randi and Evan: jive. First off, I think we all owe Alex da Silva a big thank you for getting indicted for statutory rape so that Louis van […]

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German girl falls asleep at tattoo parlor, having requested three small stars on the side of her temple. Tattoo artist decides to go buck wild on her. UPDATE: People, of course I don’t buy her story. Tattoo needles are not exactly soothing. You don’t fall asleep while somebody is tattooing your face. Top comment: This […]

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BringtheNoise in response to yesterday’s Punisher post: So, what brought this on? For starters, here’s a list of the top 30 movies of 2009 thus far: Star Trek Monsters Vs. Aliens Up X-Men Origins: Wolverine Fast and Furious Paul Blart: Mall Cop Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Taken Angels & Demons The […]

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Stupid humans! Can’t speak dog! Can’t even understand dog! Luckily, it turns out that “descending to lesser beings’ level” is a specialty of Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog. Top comment: “The dog is trying to communicate with us. Let’s see… good lord, Sam, this dog is drawing a bong!” — End of the World

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Torontoist asked me to write about a relentlessly self-promoting gossip blogger. So I did. Top comment: That shirt may not be photoshopped, but killer shades that radical have to be outlawed in real life. — HittheTargets

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2012: Marvel Studios, in partnership with Lionsgate, makes Punisher War Journal, starring Adam Baldwin as the Punisher, Hector Elizondo as the evil Mexican drug lord Cervantes, and Molly Parker as the whore who falls in love with Frank Castle. Joe Quesada explains in interviews that the previous Punisher movies “weren’t violent enough” to capture “the […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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“What’s the most important thing in life?” “Respect.” “Too dependent on other people.” “Love?” “A little Disneyland, isn’t it?” “God’s will.” “Close.” “What is it then?” “Necessity.” “As in?” “As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.” The 90s were actually a pretty damn good decade for movies, but […]

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