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And now, ladies and gentlemen…

Posted by Flapjacks Published in General Nerd Crap, This Is Not A Photoblog

…an entire table full of mousepads, where the mousepads are Japanese anime girls and the wrist protectors are their titties.

(insert Rutger Hauer’s death speech from Blade Runner here)

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lance lunchmeat said on September 2nd, 2009 at 9:01 am

You’re up late looking at erotic mousepads.

Randy B. said on September 2nd, 2009 at 9:50 am

Ha!

norabombay said on September 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 am

This? Is why all those 80’s movies about the rise of Japan, economic global hegemon, make me giggle.

Also, so long as they have the erotic cartoon mousepad market cornered, we are free to have the erotic photographic mousepad to ourselves.

Mark Question said on September 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 am

That’s almost as awful as Blade Runner.

CandidGamera said on September 2nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I love the Japanese. *wipes away a tear*

solid snake said on September 2nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm

To bad she won’t live, but then again who does?

PaulW said on September 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Guys dressed up in Japanese schoolgirl sailor outfits.
I watched… entire episodes of Gainax series glittering with insanity.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

NCallahan said on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

It’s strange. The eyes seem to follow you.

NCallahan said on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Also, HOLY SHIT, IS THAT VOCALOID IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER?!

PaulW said on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm

@NCallahan, is that your crush?

solid snake said on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Yes, (in a manner of speaking), it is a volcano.
Clean up in aisles five through seven.

BR said on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm

That’s the saddest, most depressing goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.

Justin Mohareb said on September 2nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm

That’s what those were!

Scott said on September 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Saw these at FanExpo… hilarious.

rbx5 said on September 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Behold the horrors that come with being an anime fan (and this isn’t even the worst, just wait till you see the “body pillows”).

acabaca said on September 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm

It’s… beautiful.

(single tear rolls down cheek, sunset in the background)

Mark Cook said on September 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

I knew that these mousepads existed because of video game blogs and such, but I was a little freaked out when I actually saw that table at FanExpo.

CB said on September 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm

It’s times like these that almost make me ashamed to be studying Japanese. I’m not quite there yet, but dammit, they’re trying.

q said on September 2nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

What’s weird is, I can see a Haruhi mousepad, but no Mikuru.

John W said on September 2nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm

So ronery.

Samus said on September 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm

That’s a purchase I can really get behind.

Candlejack said on September 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

I need one of those! I mean, a mousepad with a wrist protector. It’s not my fault if I can’t find it in any other design, right?

VersasoVantare said on September 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm

“What’s weird is, I can see a Haruhi mousepad, but no Mikuru.”
That’s because Mikuru sucks. Duh!

Lash Lightning said on September 2nd, 2009 at 7:13 pm

@ q + VersasoVantare: Mikuru wouldn’t work as a mousepad, since the wrist protector bits would be far to high to be useful.

None said on September 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm

For those in the Toronto area, Anime X on Spidina just north of Dundas has a table of these in front of the model/figure collection. They also have a wall for body pillows and the hentai figures from the anime Air Gear.

gaygeek said on September 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 pm

it products like this that make me glad that Japanese compnaies do not cater to the gay market..i both shudder and am intrigued by what the gay male variations for those mouse pads would be.

Zifnab said on September 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm

i both shudder and am intrigued by what the gay male variations for those mouse pads would be.

Not a big fan of the Yaoi, then?

equinox216 said on September 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm

Or of filarial elephantiasis, it would seem.

sweetestbaboon said on September 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 am

Have u seen these~
http://sweetestbaboon.blogspot.com/2009/08/edible-misogyny.html

None said on September 3rd, 2009 at 2:29 am

Yeah, it’s pretty bad. My cousin said it tastes bland and doesn’t go down to well. But that is what you get for going to Pacific Mall.

Uber Geek said on September 3rd, 2009 at 5:52 am

Damn, I missed seeing these. i probably would have bought one if I had.

Ex said on September 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 am

I think I know all those characters. Badass.

Also this is far from the worst. For example, body pillows. Also Boku no Pico masturbatory aid.

Drmedula said on September 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Sillies! The MALE versions aren’t mousepads; they’re joystick controllers!

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Clayton said on April 5th, 2011 at 10:12 pm

My brother has one of these. The worst part? It’s the most comfortable mouse pad I’ve ever used.

Sidney said on April 5th, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I bought one of these last year at the Fan Expo.

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