So although I was snubbed by the Canadian Blog Awards this year for reasons not involving me being too big for that sort of thing, I am noticing that, as usual, there is a great injustice. This time it is that the incredibly shit-ass Mike’s Bloggity Blog, which is quite possibly the lamest website I have ever seen in my life, is leading in the Best Humour Blog award voting because Mike Bloggity or whatever the fuck the guy’s name is is a total clickwhore who even set up a Facebook page to get votes.
Seriously, what the shit is this? Look at that website. Crappy little ad-links in every post. Posts consisting of nothing more than “hey guys look what you can get off iTunes this week.” Regurgitated celebrity news. This is not “humour.” This is dogshit.
However, there is a cure. Also nominated is the MGK-endorsed Way To Suck That Dick! This site has the dual benefit of A) actually being funny and B) not being total net.doggerel. Plus, if it won, it would be the first completely NSFW winner in the short history of the Canadian Blog Awards. So I hereby encourage you to go vote for them, and vote for Bloggity-Fuck dead last because it is a ranked ballot.
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All things considered, I would like to point out that given the specific content of the awards, there is only one thing wrong with that post. Namely:
“B) not being total net.doggerel.”
Clearly, this should be bloggerel.
That is all. Gerel.
Can we clarify and say that it’s bloggerel EXCEPT for the part where he goes on BT and tells everyone to donate to charity for Christmas?? I’m kind of a fan of that.
Everything else……bleh.
I will never go back to that site you endorsed. Although I may send a link to friends.
Done and done! WTSTD deserves victory in every respect, and torpedoing the presumptive winner will help me feel better about my own site being knocked off by a bunch of knitting blogs.
Speaking of being a click-whore….thanks for all the extra blog hits today!
Hope you have a Merry Christmas, sounds like you might need it!
~mike
Gotta say… ROTFLMAO @mikesbloggity’s response…
ah yes, the “paris hilton” counter.
having looked at the shitty blog, i’m not surprised he went that way.
The true sign of a click-whore? Someone who is happy that he gets alot of people showing up at his site who are just there to check out how truly shitty it is…
“Hope you have a Merry Christmas, sounds like you might need it!”
What? Really? REALLY? Wow… just … wow…
Thanks for reminding me to vote for Mike’s blog. I had almost forgotten to do so today.
Shouldn’t you maybe have a link to where we can vote these votes?
What does NSFW mean?
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
The last attempt Mike made at telling a joke was three days ago, and it read “Looking for something to do with a date or the family? Or maybe you want to date your family…wait…ignore that last part.”
Mike’s bloggity-whatever doesn’t even talk about comics. What an asshole!
I voted as you requested without looking at either blog. Such is the power you hold over your minions.
Bloggerel INDEED.
I’ve been a fan of WTSTD since it fired up, and it deserves those awards more than any other blog I’ve ever seen on WordPress.
I feel guilty for voting in a Canadian poll..
Youse Canucks really take this shit seriously!
Jesus, MGK. When did you turn into Scott Kurtz?
Wait…Mike sucks what now?
“I hereby encourage you to go vote for them, and vote for Bloggity-Fuck dead last because it is a ranked ballot”
Done and done.
I checked out Way To Suck That Dick, which I’d never heard of before. It is pretty cool. I just assumed that title was metaphorical. Shows how wrong I can be.
Bloggity dude is pimping a charity giving skateboards to underprivileged kids in Afghanistan. What have YOU done for the skateboard-deprived youth in Afghanistan today, huh? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hang your head in shame, MGK.
Was that last comment for real?
Anyway…
MGK, I really enjoy your blog and have enjoyed it since that post about the faux nice guy. Also, reading your Deathly Hallows’ breakdown was as spot on as it was hilarious.
Keep up the good work, man.
@Wilfredo: No, it wasn’t for real. (Except for the part about the skateboard charity; that part is totally for real. It’s called “Skateistan”. No, seriously. Google it.)
Hey, I got here from the post about the nice guy too. That was a great post, man.
@SmR – LOL, thanks for letting me know.
We have all failed. That jacktarded blog won, and WTSTD did not. Today, we are not CANadians . . . we are CAN’Tadians, and we all bear the shame of that horrible joke.