Something something oh no it’s a tornado what will we do oh no etc.
Seriously, do we even have to bother pointing out that the tornado is no match for the likes of Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog? It seems almost counterproductive to say it these days.
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I have to say, this is disappointing. Outrunning a tornado? Seems too easy. He should have run counter to the vortex to cancel the winds completely.
Or, hell, transported the thing directly into the sun.
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I had no idea Rex’s speech patterns were so… Shatneresque.
@clay: I think we know what this means: Shatner will provide Rex’s voice in the inevitable “Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog” movie.
And afterward, Shat will be so impressed with the role, he’ll legally change his name to Rex T. M. Wonderdog.
That’s just dramatic superhero speech, not Shatner pausing. All superheroes did that back in the day.
Did you know Rex exists in present day DC continuity? He’s apparently part of a network of super powered animals, led by Detective Chimp. I guess he is quietly in the background, taking care of the threats Superman can’t handle.
He leads the Wild Hunt now, you know.
Why doesn’t Rex just create a counter vortex within the tornado’s center? He already has access to the Speed Force ™ and it shouldn’t be any problem at all.
The only thing I can figure is that Rex knows that countering the tornado creates the Butterfly effect of altering the weather system elsewhere…
Most recently he was in Shadowpact, where he went undercover in Hell. I’m not making that up.
Obviously Rex is intentionally pulling the tornado in his wake because he needs to destroy the danger signal …IN STYLE
With his flare for the dramatic I would really have expected him to try some sort of slingshot maneuver to launch him into town. You know, run towards the vortex then let it grab him and fling him at just the right angle that he not only escapes the pull but is thrown at great speed directly into the town center where he can sound the alarm.
I’m beginning to think he’s gettin lazy.
A Rex Counter Tornado Vortex is exactly what the Gulf needs right now.
Utter scoundrel: It would scoop up all of the oil. And then donate the proceeds from selling that oil to orphans.
Orphan kittens.
Because Rex is no racist.
I’m totally on board with selling the scooped-up Gulf oil to a bunch of orphan kittens (even though they probably don’t need it), but who are we donating the proceeds to?
Actually, I’m fairly sure Rex is a distant ancestor of Captain Kirk. There was some man/dog crossbreeding during the Eugenics Wars…
Since when is Rex being voiced by Shatner?
Unless this was a fill-in comic, … or maybe it’s the Anti-Rex the Mother Fucking Wonder Dog’s propaganda! :O