I don’t see how anybody can’t not love El Papagayo. I mean, honestly: can you imagine a better foil for mean old never-smiles Jonah Hex? El Papagayo is such a happy and friendly backstabbing amoral bastard. He has a happy parrot! How many baddies have a happy parrot? I bet Jonah Hex really hates that […]

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ME: That was a surprisingly unsatisfying set of trailers we just saw. FLAPJACKS: Says you. I was enthralled to see that we will get another chapter of Resident Evil, and this time in three-dee! ME: Do you kind of get the feeling that that trailer was intended to be shown in 3D and then… wasn’t […]

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Not half as bad as many critics have complained, but the constant whitewashing of the setting borders on the ridiculous: British people (or Americans with bad British accents) are just not Persians, and it’s honestly kind of offensive to try and pretend otherwise, which serves to ruin an otherwise innocuous two-hour bit of entertaining pointlessness.

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