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gnosis said on January 25th, 2012 at 9:17 am

Dammit Archie, how many times do I have to tell you? Use a belt and a doorknob. You still get off just fine. I don’t see why you always have to overcomplicate this shit.

Mad Scientist said on January 25th, 2012 at 9:35 am

First David Carradine, now Archie. Eaugh.

malakim2099 said on January 25th, 2012 at 9:57 am

I wondered what Betty was doing to that lamp…

Jason said on January 25th, 2012 at 10:25 am

“Just yank and out and pull. Damn.”

(I know, not unique, but at least I’m not cramming in so much in a small balloon)

Odd King said on January 25th, 2012 at 11:33 am

I hope you die, you red-headed fuck.

PaulW said on January 25th, 2012 at 11:47 am

“Where Young must torture his invention
To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.” – Jonathan Swift

Abner Cadaver said on January 25th, 2012 at 11:56 am

Serves you right for dabbling in diabolic sorceries, boy.

Chris Lowrance said on January 25th, 2012 at 12:08 pm

“Be our guest, motherfucker.”

OR:

“TVtropes is gonna have a field day with this one.”

Stig said on January 25th, 2012 at 12:11 pm

After all these years of marriage, finally you obey me.

candidgamera said on January 25th, 2012 at 12:13 pm

“Do you /really/ love the lamp, or.. nevermind.”

A2H said on January 25th, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I’m truly sorry it had to be this way, Archie. But after you left me for that tart Weatherbee, I knew how I was to end this game.

-evan. said on January 25th, 2012 at 2:43 pm

David Carradine?

Oh, it’s just you, Archie.

Odd King said on January 25th, 2012 at 2:50 pm

LAMP! Heel!

tinheart said on January 25th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

“Um lampin, um lampin, um cole cole lampin
I got loowies boy, um not trampin
I just came from da-crib ya know
Um on da go-throw ya tank into metro!”

DistantFred said on January 25th, 2012 at 6:04 pm

“Archie, stop harassing my genie. I killed a Turkish village of 3000 to trap it in that lamp, and have no wish to require doing again.”

GoatToucher said on January 25th, 2012 at 7:12 pm

“Well, the ‘Things that Archie HASN’T been raped by’ list just got smaller.”

Bernkastel said on January 26th, 2012 at 12:51 am

“And I thought planking was stupid.”

Noah Brand said on January 26th, 2012 at 1:49 am

“After you’ve finished him off, stop in my office to pick up your check.”

equinox216 said on January 26th, 2012 at 2:19 am

“Huh, they DO just go ahead and build better idiots.”

Jim Smith said on January 26th, 2012 at 8:50 am

Ugh, what’s that lamp been eating?

Eric said on January 26th, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Now, to thank Jonah for the tip and pay Smyth his fee

UnSub said on January 26th, 2012 at 9:29 pm

“… this is actually less embarrassing than the time I walked in on Jughead. That kid’s just _weird_”.

stavner said on January 26th, 2012 at 10:15 pm

“If I don’t say anything, one problem in my life will be gone.”

Saidi said on January 27th, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Archie my boy, lamps are not the first things I’d think about to commit suicide you know?

UnSub said on January 28th, 2012 at 4:16 am

“Thank god he decided to watch that Criss Angel special instead of von Trier’s ‘Antichrist’.”

Packerchu said on January 28th, 2012 at 5:43 am

“Well, at least now I know the answer to ‘Is Archie less competent than Derpy Hooves?'”

Eric S. Smith said on January 28th, 2012 at 6:36 pm

“When Gaston makes beans, we eat beans.”

Prodigal said on January 29th, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Autoerotic Archfixiation.

HrolfK said on January 29th, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I’ll phone the helpline.

William Kendall said on January 30th, 2012 at 2:53 pm

“I swear, this is the last time I hire Martha Stewart to whack somebody.”

Tice with a J said on February 3rd, 2012 at 7:59 pm

“Oh no… The machines have risen! Skynet is online! This is the end!”

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