Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil. But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame. It is your moral code that’s through, this time. Your moral code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality-you who have never known any-but to discover it.
Ronnie! That’s shame talking! You know what shame does? It stands between you and a half ounce of meth! Now let’s try this again, with shame standing over there in the corner!
“These shots will look great for your admission file to the Riverdale Mass Orgy, Ronnie… Miss Grundy’s had her eyes on your for awhile, you should know…”
Hmmm, that appears to be a rare Chilean Sniffling Moth under the couch. With this photo, the local lepidopteral community will be eating out of the palm of my hand.
“Oh yeah, oh yeah, just like that, work it baby, work it, yeah, yeah, take that off, yeah… wow… hey, I think I’ve got to spank the monkey, so to speak. Maybe you could spank my monkey for me?”
“Heh-heh… Last dance w-with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pai-ai-ain… (Why’d you make me do it, Ronnie?) I feel s-summer creepin’ in and I’m (ha ha) tired of this town agaiiinnnn. (You’re an angel now, baby… My perfect angel…)”
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Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil. But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame. It is your moral code that’s through, this time. Your moral code has reached its climax, the blind alley at the end of its course. And if you wish to go on living, what you now need is not to return to morality-you who have never known any-but to discover it.
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Go, get the butter.
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Ronnie! That’s shame talking! You know what shame does? It stands between you and a half ounce of meth! Now let’s try this again, with shame standing over there in the corner!
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“Behold! The Moonchild emerges!”
“These shots will look great for your admission file to the Riverdale Mass Orgy, Ronnie… Miss Grundy’s had her eyes on your for awhile, you should know…”
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Now stay asleep while I ease your top off.
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Hmmm, that appears to be a rare Chilean Sniffling Moth under the couch. With this photo, the local lepidopteral community will be eating out of the palm of my hand.
“Oh yeah, oh yeah, just like that, work it baby, work it, yeah, yeah, take that off, yeah… wow… hey, I think I’ve got to spank the monkey, so to speak. Maybe you could spank my monkey for me?”
I’m doing my damnest to get this lady to wake up using a bright flash! C’mon, we gotta get you to Vespers!
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“What do you mean you want me to take a picture of your hood piercing? Does it have something to do with your car?”
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Now show me where the ping-pong balls come from!
“Heh-heh… Last dance w-with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pai-ai-ain… (Why’d you make me do it, Ronnie?) I feel s-summer creepin’ in and I’m (ha ha) tired of this town agaiiinnnn. (You’re an angel now, baby… My perfect angel…)”
Oh, get out the way! I almost caught the giant head watching us from the 3rd dimension.
Ah, ahhhh, my back has gone, my back!
She won’t have noticed me behind this camera. I mean, look at the size of the thing!
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You don’t imagine the publishers out there beyond the Fourth Wall are going to regret letting Hugh Hefner take charge for a month?
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“Oh, Jesus! I think I just bit my own thumb in half!”