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Apr
Whooah, we’re halfway there / Whooah, livin’ on a prayer…
“GHOST COCKS!! GHOST COCKS EVERYWHMPHLMPHMHPHHFLPHWH”
“Harder, Andrews! Do you want to have to repeat this grade AGAIN!?”
Flash! AH-AAAHHH!
Hero of the Universe!
HNNNNNIMHAVINGASTROKENNNN!
The Unstoppable Gravy Express has pretty much beaten anything I might have come up with. Bravo, sir!
CURSE YOU, ROSIE O’DONNELLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Monkey D Luffy, bounty: 400,000,000.
Damn it, Weatherbee! I told you to put lube on first before you go anal on me!
Though she had slowed down in her later years, former X-Factor team member Siryn could still shatter windows for miles around when she got annoyed.
There’s a train coming out of my MOUTH!
“NO MORE GREEN LANTERN: THE ANIMATED SERIES OR YOUNG JUSTICE?!? BULLSHIT!!!
THEY CAN NEVER HAVE… OUR FREEDOM!
Back and to the left! Back and to the left!
“BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES! AND ALSO FOUR PULSATING PINK PUSTULES!”
“I told you fuckers to DONATE! Dammit, Mama needs a new pair of crack pipes!”
BUY CAPTAIN CRUNCH’S CRUNCHBERRIES, DAMN YOU!
“This IS my #%$&ing indoor voice!”
“YOU PAPARAZZO DARE TAKE PHOTOS OF ME WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON??? STAND BY FOR THE WRATH OF DAZZLER!”
SHURIKENS!
[ALL THE LYRICS FROM DRAGULA]
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Whooah, we’re halfway there / Whooah, livin’ on a prayer…
“GHOST COCKS!! GHOST COCKS EVERYWHMPHLMPHMHPHHFLPHWH”
“Harder, Andrews! Do you want to have to repeat this grade AGAIN!?”
Flash! AH-AAAHHH!
Hero of the Universe!
HNNNNNIMHAVINGASTROKENNNN!
The Unstoppable Gravy Express has pretty much beaten anything I might have come up with. Bravo, sir!
CURSE YOU, ROSIE O’DONNELLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Monkey D Luffy, bounty: 400,000,000.
Damn it, Weatherbee! I told you to put lube on first before you go anal on me!
Though she had slowed down in her later years, former X-Factor team member Siryn could still shatter windows for miles around when she got annoyed.
There’s a train coming out of my MOUTH!
“NO MORE GREEN LANTERN: THE ANIMATED SERIES OR YOUNG JUSTICE?!? BULLSHIT!!!
THEY CAN NEVER HAVE… OUR FREEDOM!
Back and to the left!
Back and to the left!
“BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES! AND ALSO FOUR PULSATING PINK PUSTULES!”
“I told you fuckers to DONATE! Dammit, Mama needs a new pair of crack pipes!”
BUY CAPTAIN CRUNCH’S CRUNCHBERRIES, DAMN YOU!
“This IS my #%$&ing indoor voice!”
“YOU PAPARAZZO DARE TAKE PHOTOS OF ME WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON??? STAND BY FOR THE WRATH OF DAZZLER!”
SHURIKENS!
[ALL THE LYRICS FROM DRAGULA]