The Films Of Will Smith Will Smith Versus The Prosperous White People Will Smith Versus The Drug Dealers Will Smith Versus The Aliens Will Smith Versus The Other Aliens Will Smith Versus The Shadowy Conspiracy That Secretly Runs Everything Will Smith Versus The Giant Steampunk Metal Spider Will Smith Versus The Crippling Depression Of A […]

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I periodically have to go delete spam comments that show up on old posts (it’s the blog equivalent of dusting, really), and most of these comments are of course porn. However, I just deleted an obvious spam comment which was about Joe Biden receiving the endorsement of a Delaware union. Firstly, I’m kind of amused […]

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The Lakota have cancelled their treaties and seceded from the United States. The first question that comes to mind, of course, is “can they legally do this under the treaties they have established.” To answer that with any level of competence, I’d actually need to see the treaties in question and particularly the part about […]

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In this week’s issue of Countdown To Final Crisis (official motto: “Redefining “Worse” For Twenty-Three Issues And Counting”), Jimmy Olsen makes out with the second Forager. Forager is, lest we forget, a humanoid bug. She doesn’t even look particularly sexy in a human way. Not even in a sexy alien way. Thus, I eagerly await […]

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Faith Erin Hicks, creator of Zombies Calling. Short story: I stopped in at The Beguiling to check to see what the price for Legion of Super-Heroes: An Eye For An Eye was (and of course ended up buying it), and Faith Erin Hicks was there doing a signing (along with the creator of Dramacon, but […]

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I didn’t even know Fantagraphics was doing complete-reprint editions of Popeye, but now I know I must own them! Seriously, when I was a kid and we went on vacation to Old Orchard in Maine, one of the things I loved best was that the tiny town library had this enormous anniversary collection of Popeye […]

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Well, not really hot per se, but likely NSFW at a lot of places: this Youtube of an “erotic” animated comedy short from the 1920s. What can I say, it’s interesting. And, although crude, pretty funny too.

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Breaking news: New Jersey has banned the death penalty. Unfortunately for criminals, this means now instead of death they will get life in New Jersey. THANKYEW THANKYEW I’M HERE ALL WEEK TRY THE VEAL LADIES AND GENNELMEN IT’S DELISH

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From the most recent round of DC Comics cover solicits: Hoo boy. If I have one great criticism of DC Comics in the last couple of years (well, I could go for more than one if I felt like it, but let’s prioritize), it’s that everything has to reflect backwards – seemingly everything is a […]

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…I still found time to do my weekly TV column at Torontoist. Why? Because I care just that much.

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This lament from “a Former Nice Guy” has been making the rounds of the blogosphere. The fact that here and most especially over in particularly crazy-ass righty-land are falling over themselves in a rush to agree with this tripe only confirms my worst expectations. But let’s to it, shall we? I see this question posted […]

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About a month ago I mentioned that I was doing Shovelglove as a daily workout, and a few people expressed interest as to the results. Well, it’s been a month. My exercise routine, in addition to the Shovelglove routine, is cardio five days a week (treadmill or elliptical trainer at the gym at school – […]

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SUPERMAN: …maybe I’m not explaining this properly. WONDER WOMAN: No, you’re explaining it quite well. I just don’t agree with the concept. SUPERMAN: How can you believe that writers don’t deserve compensation for creating intellectual property? WONDER WOMAN: Because they don’t create it. Artistic inspiration flows from Apollo. FLASH: The guy over on Earth-50 who’s […]

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“You know what I like to do at Christmas time? Fuck broads.”

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