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Bazooka doesn’t seem to be nearly batshit insane enough to have a show on Fox.. Maybe a YouTube channel like that one douchebag, HowTheWorldWorks
Please make this a reoccuring feature.
So Alpine is Juan Williams, then?
Is Alpine wearing a shrug?
What’s next? LateNight With Cobra Commander? Zartan & The Dreadnoks as house band? Destro in the Andy Richter role?
Hehe, cornpone.
Yeah, Bazooka might make it as the “liberal” guest on Fox’n’Friends if he gays it up a bit. But he strikes me more as CNN or MSNBC material.
J.H. said on August 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am What’s next? LateNight With Cobra Commander? Zartan & The Dreadnoks as house band? Destro in the Andy Richter role?
You’re half right, the band would be Cold Slither.
Bazooka’s rack is pretty nice, but he’s not a blonde. I’m not sure how he got that job at Fox.
@Murc:
He might not be blonde, but he does appear to be made out of plastic, so he should fit right in.
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Bazooka doesn’t seem to be nearly batshit insane enough to have a show on Fox.. Maybe a YouTube channel like that one douchebag, HowTheWorldWorks
Please make this a reoccuring feature.
So Alpine is Juan Williams, then?
Is Alpine wearing a shrug?
What’s next?
LateNight With Cobra Commander? Zartan & The Dreadnoks as house band?
Destro in the Andy Richter role?
Hehe, cornpone.
Yeah, Bazooka might make it as the “liberal” guest on Fox’n’Friends if he gays it up a bit. But he strikes me more as CNN or MSNBC material.
J.H. said on August 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am What’s next?
LateNight With Cobra Commander? Zartan & The Dreadnoks as house band?
Destro in the Andy Richter role?
You’re half right, the band would be Cold Slither.
Bazooka’s rack is pretty nice, but he’s not a blonde. I’m not sure how he got that job at Fox.
@Murc:
He might not be blonde, but he does appear to be made out of plastic, so he should fit right in.