…an entire table full of mousepads, where the mousepads are Japanese anime girls and the wrist protectors are their titties. (insert Rutger Hauer’s death speech from Blade Runner here)

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So last week’s elimination caused some drama, as Tatiana has gone on eTalk and a bunch of other media outlets bitching about her elimination bein unfair. Now, I thought Tatiana’s elimination was wrong – Melanie B. had a horrifically bad solo and Tatiana a good one, and that should count. But, rewatching Tatiana’s capoeira routine […]

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I know there are still four months left in 2009, but there’s just no way that this isn’t the best comics moment of the year. There’s just no way. There are two types of people in the world: people who like Roger Langridge’s The Muppet Show comic, and BAD PEOPLE.

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(Inspired by a post about the Batcave you really should read. Not inspired by Disney-Marvel stuff, because I’ve said all I can about that here.) Scipio at the Absorbascon has gone on at great length about how the Marvel and DC Universes are different, but there is one aspect I don’t believe he’s talked about. […]

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Public high school band shirts get banned because they reference evolution.

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RAMIFICATIONS OF DISNEY BUYING MARVEL – Storm now officially a “Disney Princess.” – Northstar not de-gayified, but just once again shuffled off into the Gay Corner, where the gays live. Nobody discusses the Gay Corner. Ever. They are there, because Disney is inclusive of all peoples. We just don’t talk about them. – All people […]

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Disney’s buying Marvel.

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FLAPJACKS: Man, I never knew there was so much shit I didn’t want. ME: Really. FLAPJACKS: I assume I wanted most shit. But I don’t want any of this shit. I came here to spend hard-earned money and look at this crap. Who the fuck wants GI Joe Minimates? ME: People who like GI Joe, […]

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(Scene: A DC Comics marketing department meeting room. Present are The Boss and Interchangeable Marketing and PR Executives #1-31 Larry, Gary, and J.D., three Marketing Executives who are wholly fleshed-out, multi-dimensional characters.) The Boss: OK boys, our assignment this week oughta be a cakewalk. It seems the boys upstairs are working on a big storyline […]

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1.) The Liberal Democratic Party in Japan has been ousted in the most recent election. The LDP has been in power almost continuously since 1955 – and really, longer than that, since the Liberal Democratic party formed out of the Liberal and Democratic parties making their unofficial collusion/cooperation in running the country official, so basically […]

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A long time ago, P.J. O’Rourke wrote in Parliament of Whores (probably the best book he ever wrote, and it’s been mostly downhill, albeit gradually, for him ever since) that “you can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.” And this has, for many policymakers, been an accepted truth for a very long time. […]

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I don’t know if anyone but me reads comic strips anymore, but here are my thoughts on a few I follow: Pooch Café: Bill Watterson once called Pogo “the last of the enjoy the ride strips,” by which he meant that while it often had continuing storylines, the point wasn’t to get to the end […]

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More people emailed about health care, mostly because of Ted Kennedy dying, and what I think is that Ted Kennedy’s death will matter not one whit in the final accounting as to whether or not health care reform passes in the United States. The Republicans trying to kill reform may have liked Kennedy personally, but […]

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Justin Newberry, in comments here, says something that people have been emailing me about for days now: I may have missed something, so pardon me if I’m coming from the wrong place here, but: You do know that Marlon Wayans played Ripcord and not his brother Damon, right? Why do you think that all black […]

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