Channing Tatum deserves better than a movie that is so bad it deserves to be ranked next to Showgirls in the list of movies that their creators will eventually pretend were meant to be parodies.

21 comments

2

Jul

ALIGNMENT CHART! NBA Players

Posted by MGK Published in D&D Explains Everything, Sports

Click on thumb to see full

86 comments

1

Jul

WHO’S THE MAN? WHO’S THE MAN? WAIT TILL I GET ME ANOTHER PLANE!

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets, TV

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

1 comment

1

Jul

part six, page twenty-five

Posted by MGK Published in Al'Rashad, Comics

Click on thumb to see full As always, you can also go to the dedicated Al’Rashad site.

4 comments

26

Jun

An Improvement For Archowitz

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

27 comments

25

Jun

Cyclists understand perfectly.

Posted by MGK Published in Nothing Else Fit, The Internets

This Toronto Sun article by Julia Alexander is simply bad comedy: a Sun reporter – and for those of you not aware, the Sun is the most conservative paper in the city, a right-wing tabloid rag that makes a point of showing off nearly-naked girls on page five every day – starts out by declaring […]

46 comments

24

Jun

You take me to a safety that I’ve never felt before

Posted by MGK Published in Obligatory So You Think You Can Dance Category, The Internets, TV

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist, and in case you don’t click the SYTYCD Youtube links embedded therein, just fucking watch this:

5 comments

24

Jun

part six, page twenty-four

Posted by MGK Published in Al'Rashad, Comics

Click on thumb to see full As always, you can also go to the dedicated Al’Rashad site.

4 comments

22

Jun

Single-sentence review of World War Z

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks

Much like John Carter, it is a perfectly average piece of genre fiction with some genuinely good bits that was pre-determined to be horrible by people who have not seen it; unlike John Carter, its sins are the result of caution rather than ambition.

16 comments

19

Jun

How to make the Toronto Raptors an NBA Finals team, step by step

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Sports

1. Trade Rudy Gay to the Cleveland Cavaliers in exchange for Tristan Thompson, Alonzo Gee, Tyler Zeller and draft picks/cash. 2. Exercise draft rights on Tomislav Zubcic, sign to rookie deal. 3. Send Linas Kleiza to spy school. Kleiza learns arts of secret killing. 4. Trade Linas Kleiza to the Dallas Mavericks for a second-round […]

19 comments

part six, page twenty-seven

They were gonna call it “The Average Race” but figured they wouldn’t move any units

ALIGNMENT CHART! That 70s Show

Can’t we just give Jane Lynch the Best Lesbian Ever award already

part six, page twenty-six

Single-sentence review of White House Down

ALIGNMENT CHART! NBA Players

WHO’S THE MAN? WHO’S THE MAN? WAIT TILL I GET ME ANOTHER PLANE!

part six, page twenty-five

An Improvement For Archowitz

Cyclists understand perfectly.

You take me to a safety that I’ve never felt before

part six, page twenty-four

Single-sentence review of World War Z

How to make the Toronto Raptors an NBA Finals team, step by step

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