Study shows that women who perform fellatio on a regular basis may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to forty percent.

PICK JOKE:

1.) There is as yet no study about whether allowing men to watch sporting events likewise reduces risk of breast cancer, but I shall be sure to keep an eye out.

2.) Once again, SCIENCE HATES LESBIANS.

3.) The study also says that they have to swallow, so guys, remember, if you want to come on a girl’s face, it’s officially now a health risk for her. (As well as for you if she tries to hit you with something because you didn’t ask first.)

Along with other devout members of the Torontoist crew, I’m liveblogging the Canadian federal election results tonight over here.

Matthew Yglesias sez:

Meanwhile, if you want to reduce the number of bad forms submitted, you have basically three options:

Conservatives like option (3) because they don’t like it when large numbers of people vote.

Some might take this as an attack on American conservatives. Which is fair – but I would ask those to explain why, when John McCain was presented with the opportunity to simplify voter registration and increase the number of active voters, he voted against it.

“[T]he thing about Web 2.0 is that there are more and more methods for self-expression available to people with less and less idea of what to do with them.” — Jim Smith

It’s like Asteroids. But with gravity.

It is Canadian Thanksgiving (AKA “the better version of American Thanksgiving”), so I am busy eating turkey and stuffing and potatoes and sweet potatoes and gravy and rolls and cranberry sauce and, somewhat reluctantly, cooked carrots. Hence why the blog has been inactive this weekend.

That having been said, I wrote this week’s Televisualist column in advance, specifically because I would be busy!

Normal service resumes tomorrow.

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

I’ve moved to mostly editing work for Thecourt.ca during the school year, but I do occasionally contribute a new original piece still. This time around, it’s about rights of young people during police interrogation and why “subjective” and “objective” are just law-talk for “stuff we don’t like” and “stuff we like” respectively.

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

Now I have to decide whether I will be liveblogging the Canadian federal election debate or the US vice-presidential debate, as they are on at the same time. Decisions, decisions!

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

I kind of love Diablo Cody.

This is fucking brilliant.

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.