Hey, are any of you people the people who buy the comic books with the variant covers that cost like thirty dollars because the comic store has to order twenty of the standard cover to get one copy of the fancy cover? And do you pay for those special comic books in retard dollars? Hey, […]

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WHY ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR FOR TROPIC THUNDER: Because he was a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude, and dude, he was brilliant at it. Because he was the funniest thing in a pretty funny movie (Tom Cruise’s shtick was overrated bombast). Because he hasn’t even gotten a nomination […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Okay, I just want to go on record as saying that 33, as numbers go, is a sucky one. It is evenly divisible by 11, which earns it a little cred, but that does not counter the fact that “early thirties” is gradually starting to become inapplicable to describe me and that kind of sucks. […]

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So I started doing these things almost two years ago now, and I’ve gotten self-righteous emails about them at times. I’d figure I’ve gotten maybe two for every post (not sequentially, just overall). There’s the “who do you think you are” variety, of course, and the “why don’t you use all this talent to make […]

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So I am totally in love with this “25 things” meme because it made the pages of USA Today and I love the McPaper, so I wanted to do it. I asked MGK but he was all “Flapjacks that is sooooooo 2004” and he said don’t do it but I’m gonna do it because it’s […]

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Bob Rae to Stephen Harper.

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…this guy’s balls (both metaphorically and artistically speaking)

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By popular (okay, one repetitive) request: First off, understand that Roy. G. Bivolo (yes, that is apparently his real name, which is one step above Kite-Man’s real name being Charles Brown) is an embittered super-criminal who turned to a life of super-crime because he could have been a truly great artist if only he had […]

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Hey all. Remember me? Will Entrekin. One of the guest contributors over on the side, there? Been a while since I posted, but some recent discussion of The Dark Knight and the mention of Ledger’s Joker Halloween costume, plus some comments discussion here regarding genre (not to mention: the upcoming Oscars), got me thinking. So […]

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“The reason the public is outraged at rich excess is because Democratic government officials, who hate and envy rich people, told them to be outraged.” No, seriously. It’s quite possibly the single most witless thing David Brooks has ever written, and given that this is David Brooks that is saying something.

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