Recently Conservapedia has begun re-paraphrasing the Bible to make it more conservative. Now, they’re awfully busy and they’re mostly working on the New Testament right now, because that’s the bit with all the Jesus. So I thought I would pitch in on a famous part of the Old Testament: specifically, Daniel 6, the famous “Daniel […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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A LIST OF PHONETICALLY SUITABLE SUBSTITUTIONS FOR THE N-WORD FOR WHITE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTANDABLY DO NOT WISH TO USE THE N-WORD BUT HAVE TO INCLUDE AN OBVIOUS REPLACEMENT FOR IT TO MORE ACCURATELY DESCRIBE A CONVERSATION / SET OF RAP LYRICS / CHRIS ROCK COMEDY ROUTINE noogie noggin no-go Nurgle mega Mogo ogle Eggo igloo […]

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LIKED – Okay, so this isn’t techically “this week,” but damn, do I love my Vivo Barefoots. I got a pair of Dharmas on sale about a month ago and I am pretty sure they are my favorite shoes ever. I put on a pair of Airwalks the other day (and Airwalks are not exactly […]

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Animals with Lightsabers. I really need to learn whatever scripting language I need to learn so I can make a single-idea-website generator and then make a billion dollars from it somehow. I’m not sure how I make the billion dollars precisely, but I know it involves Richard Branson, a jar of Vicks VapoRub, a blender, […]

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Last time on Thursday Who’s Who, we examined a successful spear-carrier in the All-Star Squadron. And most of the Squadron were spear-carriers, when you get down to it: they can’t all be slumming members of the Justice Society (or Johnny Quick). A lot of guys in domino masks who punch baddies. This is how it […]

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