Jun

Olden times

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Here's A Lot Of Photoshops, Photoshopp'd

(Blame these.) Top comment: This is the best post of the month so far. — Sage Freehaven

May

Things I Liked This Week And Things I Didn’t

Posted by MGK Published in Books, Flicks, Gaming, TV

LIKED – Pixar films, at this point, are either an A+ (Wall-E), an A (Ratatouille) or an A- (Cars). On this scale, Up is a solid A – not quite reaching the peaks of Pixar but definitely not one of their “lesser” efforts (where “lesser” is something just about any other filmmakers would kill for). […]

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May

This is what I was expecting the future to look like when I was six

Posted by MGK Published in The Miscellaneous Sciences And Crap Like That

The SmartFish plane.

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May

Dear Nigel Lythgoe

Posted by MGK Published in TV

I never, ever want to see dancin’ Sex on my television ever again. Hey, remember season two? When you said you didn’t want psycho fame-whores on your dancing show? What happened to that? Why do I now have to watch not only Sex, but also a subpar Dmitri the Lover wannabe jumping up and down? […]

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May

Thursday WHO’S WHO: The Whip

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Who's Who

Flash Comics #1 was an auspicious comic. Of course, it was the very first appearance of Jay Garrick as the Flash, but it was also the first appearance of Hawkman. That’s a heckuva comic right there: the Flash and Hawkman, both appearing for the first time. But wait! On top of that, it was also […]

38 comments

May

This may meander

Posted by MGK Published in When I Was A Kid

When I was seven my mom started sending me to day camp. Day camp was like the for-cheapies version of summer camp – and my mother, who was a zen master of thrift, loved a good deal. She liked it because you could send one’s kids to day camp on a selected set of weeks, […]

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May

And in response to the upholding of Prop 8…

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets

…Andrew Wheeler wrote this particularly vicious bit of satire.

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May

While everybody else was abuzz over Sonia Sotomayor…

Posted by MGK Published in Law

…the American Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that police may question a defendant without a lawyer present. Naturally, the freedom-loving conservatives on the Court saw no worry about the fears of the tyrannical state this time around (in a police powers case? Shocking). Antonin Scalia, well-known as that brilliant jurisprudential mind,1 wrote in his decision that […]

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May

If you do the Konami Code, Gerard Butler explodes.

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Conversations, Flicks

FLAPJACKS: Hey, log on to your internet. I want to show you something. ME: Why do you never just use the internet at your house? Is it wolves again? FLAPJACKS: Sadly, my house has become the primary conflict site for a very small but extremely intense ethnic conflict. If I surfed the net there, I […]

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May

Honesty In Comic Book Covers, #6

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Honesty In Comic Book Covers, Photoshopp'd

Top comment: Elfen Inferno, Princess of Incineration, locked in combat with her archnemesis, Esophagus Violator. His dyed eyebrows are the source of his unholy power. –KDBryan Also: I was going to go with Reverse Gravit-hair-a and her husband, Sir No Longer Appearing in this Comic. — Zifnab

47 comments

May

Me On The Internets This Week

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Law, The Internets, TV

1.) My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist. 2.) My article this week for The Court is about R. v. Middleton, a sentencing case. Be forewarned the topic matter is so dry I nearly fell asleep twice while writing it. 3.) Finally, I made a rare PODCASTING APPEARANCE on Hour 42 yesterday, wherein I […]

4 comments

May

Inspired by true events

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy

Top comment: How do you masturbate poorly? Do you just not finish? After you fail to masturbate would you look at yourself in the mirror and say “You’re just a fucking tease.” Can I take 20 to masturbate? — Lister Sage

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May

Linkdump Sunday

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets

– This collection of business cards of 1980s Chicago street gangs is pretty cool: – “Upcycling” wooden pallets into furniture (and even a house). – “He-men flee instead of pee” is probably the best headline of the week. – And this article about the legal ramifications of porn parodies is certainly interesting (and mostly SFW). […]

9 comments

May

Things I Liked This Week And Things I Didn’t

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Flicks, TV

LIKED – The “sneak preview” of Glee. Although I think airing the premiere episode of a series Fox doesn’t plan to air for another three months is, how shall I say this, idiotic and a programming strategy that only Fox could come up with, this was one of the best pilots I’ve seen in a […]

20 comments

May