Jul

Friday Titus

Posted by MGK Published in It's The Youtube, TV

Jul

Lawternets, v.2

Posted by MGK Published in Law, The Internets

My other column at Thecourt.ca this week is about Keays v. Honda, a case that has redefined the employer-employee relationship in this country for the worse. Needless to say, I was less than impressed.

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Jul

SYTYCD Bloggin’

Posted by MGK Published in Obligatory So You Think You Can Dance Category, TV

I am wonderfully thrilled that tonight we got to see Mean Mia Michaels. It is so awesome when she forgets she’s on television and just absolutely sticks a knife into a dancer’s back and acts like an insane bitch. Which, if she were critiquing an auditioner in a theatre where there were no cameras, would […]

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Jul

Sistas Are Doing It For Themselves (Well, And Also Me)

Posted by MGK Published in The Site

Thanks to the power of begging, I now have two female guest bloggers this month as well. Please everybody give a warm welcome to Karen Whaley and Wendy White, who will bring a unique perspective to mgk.com for a month. And possibly also curtains. With that, I hereby proclaim the guestblogger selection done and finito. […]

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Jul

Oh no! Elephantine emergency!

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Rex The Motherfucking Wonder Dog

A woolly mammoth appears, hell-bent on destruction! What do you do? What do you do? Well, maybe you nut up, if your name happens to be Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

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Jul

Bear with me.

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, I Should Write The Legion

Let’s talk about a core character. A lot of Legion purists think that the Legion is not the Legion without Superboy. Needless to say, I am not one of them. Don’t get me wrong, I love all the old Superboy and the Legion comics from back in the day, and the premise is sound, but […]

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Jul

HA HA HA HA (pause for breath) HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets, The Miscellaneous Sciences And Crap Like That

I frequently hear complaints from people in other countries about their mobile phone service. Well, you know what, people in other countries? You can all suck it, because Canada has the worst mobile phone service in the entire fucking world. People living in countries in equatorial Africa look at Canadian mobile phone plans and say […]

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Jul

And in THIS corner…

Posted by MGK Published in The Site

Well, Will beat me to introductions, but it’s worth mentioning that after receiving a bunch of applications (I was truly flattered at the number), both he and Dan Solomon are now guest-blogging here. I’m currently looking over my schedule and expected connectivity for the next thirty days (I feel like I’m Morgan Spurlock! Minus the […]

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Jul

Lawternets

Posted by MGK Published in Law, The Internets

Recently from me at TheCourt.ca: a summary of the American Supreme Court’s recent conservative swing.

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Jul

Pringles aren’t chips.

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Law

At least according to British courts. Just imagine the potential for future rulings! Twinkies are not snack cakes. They are baked flavour pods. Mike N’ Ikes are not jellybeans. They are fruitesque capsules. Cookie Crisp is not cereal, nor is it cookies. It is unprepared mulch product. Captain Highliner is not a captain. He is […]

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Jul

My Commenters Give Me Links.

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Flicks, The Internets

Such as this “found script” of Michael Bay writing The Dark Knight.

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Jul

It rhymes with “buck Fell”

Posted by MGK Published in The Site

Thanks to the fuckuppery of Canada’s largest telecommunications giant being entirely willing to screw around with third-party internet providers, I am without home internet access for the next three or four weeks. This sucks ass, especially because I had a couple of Photoshop projects I wanted to do that I now cannot thanks to not […]

9 comments

Jul

The Internets, I Am On Them

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets, TV

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Jul

TWO MINUTES HATE

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy

3D-rendered pictures of “sexy girls.” No. They are not sexy. They are not even interesting; every single one is the same long legs and the same balloon tits and the same dead expression. Anybody calling this “art” sexy needs to be held down by an actual real woman and slapped repeatedly, because it is just […]

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Jul