My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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In no particular order: A PEOPLE’S HISTORY OF AMERICAN EMPIRE BY HOWARD ZINN: I haven’t seen anybody on the comical interwebs really discuss this at all, but I picked it up yesterday and it’s really very good; it’s meant to be a more easily read and accessible version of Zinn’s A People’s History of the […]

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Photobombing.

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Every Thursday, mightygodking.com returns to the pages of Who’s Who, the classic 1980s DC comic book encyclopedia of their characters. Every week, a character shall be judged on the only scale scientific enough that matters: the Rex The Wonder Dog scale of fantasticosity. See, once upon a time, Kana would have been all right. When […]

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SCENE: A nearly-deserted parking lot. BARACK OBAMA enters from the right side of the screen. BARACK OBAMA: Hi. I’m Barack Obama, and you probably know I’m running for President. Recently, Hillary Clinton and John McCain have both attacked me over my refusal to remove the gas tax. They say I’m not responsive to the needs […]

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A new thing by me and fellow Torontoist-ist Patrick Metzger, debating the properness of Ontario Human Rights Commissioner Barbara Hall’s condemnation of Maclean’s for publishing an excerpt of Mark Steyn’s shitpile book America Alone is up at Torontoist. For those interested in more background information, Johann Hari’s excellent review goes into more depth on the […]

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Did you know you can run your car on water? It’s true! Just send me $500 and I will send you a kit explaining the miracle of oxyhydrogen, also known as “Brown’s Gas,” and you will never again have to worry about fueling up! This miracle fuel which in no way violates the laws of […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Via Junkyard Clubhouse, I discovered this site filled with image captures from a 1979 church-group cookbook, and after having looked through the (really disgusting) recipes, I have a question. A lot of the recipes seem to combine Jell-O and pineapple. But I thought pineapple was, like, the thing you couldn’t combine with Jell-O? Because of […]

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SCENE: A STUDIO BIGWIG and his three JUNIOR EXECUTIVES sit at a table. BIGWIG: All right. As you know, today is Number Two’s birthday. Do not giggle, Number One. FIRST JUNIOR EXECUTIVE: …but… so funny… THIRD JUNIOR EXECUTIVE: Deep breaths. Come on. BIGWIG: Yes. As it is his birthday, and I have an opening in […]

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(This, incidentally, is not a poor neighbourhood.)

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The absolute best way to get the public on your side, if you are a union in charge of an essential public service like say public transit, is to flash-strike with less than an hour’s warning on Friday night when all the people who have gone out for Friday night and who rely on said […]

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