My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

My weekly TV column is up at not-quite-dead-yet Torontoist, which is also undergoing a site reformat. And lemme tell you, this week was a doozy.

Super Mario 63. Quite possibly the best Flash version of a Mario game I have ever seen.

(Seriously, I will never be able to understand Flash game developers working at this level of intrinsic detail. “I am going to spend two years of my life coding a game that can be played for weeks straight, but which most people will stop playing after ten minutes tops!” That level of frustration would just about kill me.)

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

Right now Apache is being a bit of a little bitch and keeps hanging (or crashing, one of them). Rest assured Top Staff are working on the problem.

In the meantime, here is Achievement Unlocked, which is joyfully meta.

Mad scientist alphabet blocks.

So somebody emailed me saying that Dan Slott popped up on some forum somewhere and when someone “confronted” him with stuff from this post, he totally called me out for being like a net-nerd or something like that. But they didn’t give me the link and they haven’t responded to my request for it.

Now, far be it from me to assume that Dan “Using Bittorrent isn’t stealing when I’m downloading foreign TV shows, because it would be so much work to purchase a region-free DVD player and purchase DVDs of those shows instead as they become available, but don’t you dare download She-Hulk or you are dead to me” Slott answered anything I might have said in bad faith. But what can I say – I am curious as to what he said, and I’m not finding it on the Google.

Has anybody seen this?

About as non-worksafe as a website gets, but Way To Suck That Dick! entertains the shit out of me.

(Seriously: NSFW. Cannot stress that enough.)

My weekly TV column is up at the not-long-for-this-world Torontoist.

Go read Kevin’s post on comic cover design as regards book sales.

Really! Go read it!

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

It’s Frankendog.

IE, because my weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.