Say I had found a piece of fanfic. Say it was erotic fanfic. Now say that the fanfic featured two comic book characters having sex with one another, but that the author has a serious sweat fetish – not only does he focus on the individual characters sweating, but in fact has them actively fetishize […]

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Oh, god, this movie is going to be a classic piece of crap. I can’t wait.

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“Fear me, Legionnaires! I am your doom! For mine is the power of ultimate bondage! I see that your taut, sinewy muscles struggle against my cosmo-restraints! But your struggle is futile. Even as solitary beads of sweat inevitably roll down your lean, firm stomachs, so is your continued imprisonment within my clutches inevitable! There is […]

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ME: So the federal budget got announced – FLAPJACKS: Oh, god, are we going to have the boring budget conversation? Stimulus infrastructure spending jobs jobs jobs. There. I said everything we could ever say about the budget. Can we talk about Left 4 Dead now? ME: What is there to talk about? It’s a good […]

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Majel Barrett-Roddenberry and Gene Roddenberry’s remains will be sent together into space. Come on – that’s pretty damned romantic.

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1993: Saved By The Bell: The College Years debuts to thunderous acclaim after the original Saved By The Bell‘s Saturday morning run ends. The College Years leads its timeslot for the entire first season, and NBC commits to seasons two through four early on, locking up the actors at lower pay rates while they still […]

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(NOTE: Due to Flapjacks complaining vociferously, from now on I will not be editing his posts for clarity. You have been warned. — MGK) so last time i posted here i was all “hey guys “max payne” is the best movie of the year.” but MGK was all “that is so anti-intellectual flapjacks, you should […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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WHY AMY ADAMS WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR DOUBT: Because the performance is nuanced and intelligent. Because Adams brings through the essential indecisive nature of the character without turning her into a puddle of jelly. Because she didn’t win for Junebug in 2005 despite having given the most deserving performance because she was a […]

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First, photos of Nazis having fun times… at Auschwitz. And second, the improbable but nonetheless likely later years of Josef Mengele.

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“I’m sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it’s a little hard to come by!”

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DC has oft-times gone to ridiculous extent to justify its tradition of kid sidekicks and teenaged superheroes. But every so often you come across one that they quietly swept under the rug – specifically the stupidest possible concepts they came up with. This is one such. Yes, it is the Kiddie Version of DC’s tradition […]

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