Ryan Reynolds promises that in the Deadpool movie, Deadpool will break the fourth wall. That is about the most perfect thing imaginable.

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Via Jaime, proof of both Betty’s delusional character and the fact that Jughead is aware of how deadly she is: That would be Betty, imagining Jughead to be Archie, and trying to fuck-strangle him to death.

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My weekly TV column is now up at Torontoist.

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NCallahan asked about my ideal design for a reality show. The problem with this sort of question is that most of the ground has already been staked out. Consider reality television, as a genre, along two axes. The first axis is amount of specific talent required. On the one hand, you have a show like […]

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They’re awfully pricey, but damned if I don’t want one of these bamboo-frame bikes.

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LIKED – Finally got around to seeing The Quiet Earth, the mid-80s New Zealand sci-fi movie about a guy who discovers that, as a result of a scientific experiment he worked upon, every person on Earth has disappeared. It’s flawed: needs better actors, and the tail third kinda drags a bit – but it’s still […]

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I was gonna do a sarcastic thing about Sally Kern blaming economic strife on teh gays, but Karen beat me to it.

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Bitch is crazy.

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After tonight’s SYTYCD elimination, I went over to Television Without Pity’s forums, mostly because I am a masochist. In between the usual ranting about how Philipchbeeb is ruining the show for them and so forth, I also found the usual bevy of conspiracy theories. Melissa is older than 30 because she has lines on her […]

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The Star Rovers struck an early blow for alternative lifestyles in comics. See how Karel cheerfully grasps both Rick and Homer’s asses? This self-described “glamor girl” is in charge. You can tell by the look on her face. That is the face of a woman in total control, who understands and recognizes her power, and […]

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Your judges tonight are Nigel, a surprisingly sane Mary, and a surprisingly non-bitchy Mia Michaels. Carla and Turk Jeanette and Brandon: cha-cha. I got home a bit late and missed this, which was annoying for me. But everybody says it was really good and frankly I think it takes a freight train at this point […]

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CB: “Why I should direct X.” Ha! Loopholes! It’s funny, because I’ve completed four feature-length screenplays. (Two of which are actually reasonably good. The old adage that everybody has to write at least one shit screenplay before they can write a good one is too generous by half, in my case literally.) But I’ve been […]

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A few comments from yesterday’s general blogrequest post were Canada-themed and today is Canada Day and all, so it seems appropriate. Lurkerwithout: Why people who call Canada “socialist” are, you know, stupid Well, they’re kind of not entirely wrong. They’re wrong to directly equate socialism with communism, which they do all the time. But the […]

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