Times like this, it feels like my childhood is just going away forever.

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Occasionally clunky-to-the-point-of-groaners script and Scarlett Johanssen’s “acting” (as opposed to her stunt double, the wonderfully named “Heidi Moneymaker,” who is amazing) fail to ruin an overall enjoyable comic-book movie experience.

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Oh, dear. They’re at it again, aren’t they? Sorry, that probably requires a bit of explanation. Um, and I’m going to deliver that explanation in a nice, long paragraph, so that those of you who don’t want spoilers for the new Doctor Who episode, “Flesh and Stone”, which has aired in Britain but not in […]

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Meet Tomahawk’s Rangers! Dan Hunter: Tomahawk’s sidekick and former man-boy life partner (seriously, one day I’ll post the Tomahawk and Dan Hunter entry from Who’s Who and you will al go eeeewwwwwwww) found himself dumped after he got old and chunky (look at the jowls on him, no wonder Tomahawk lost interest), so he found […]

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A bunch of people – no, really, an honest-to-god bunch – emailed me asking for parodies of The Rise of Arsenal, which isn’t going to happen. This isn’t because the comic isn’t shitty1 but because it, like just about everything else people ask me to parody these days, is singularly joyless and unpleasant. I mean, […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Sneak preview of something I’ve been working on that’s about sixty percent finished: Soon. Not as soon as you might like, but sooner than you think.

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(from War Stories: Condors by Garth Ennis and Carlos Ezquerra)

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