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Top comment: Guys, you’re not grasping the ramifications of this! Not only was President Obama born in a foreign country, he was born IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE in which Kenya achieved independence several years earlier!

Who knows what other horrifying properties this alternate timeline has? CAN YOU PROVE IT IS NOT ONE OF THOSE UNIVERSES WHERE THE NAZIS WON WORLD WAR II? — Justin

Top comment: Y’know how I know he’s evil? He’s sitting on what appears to be a big, uncomfortable chair. And as far as I know, all evil beings hate comfort. — RobotKeaton

(Blame these.)

Top comment: This is the best post of the month so far. — Sage Freehaven

Top comment: Elfen Inferno, Princess of Incineration, locked in combat with her archnemesis, Esophagus Violator. His dyed eyebrows are the source of his unholy power. –KDBryan

Also: I was going to go with Reverse Gravit-hair-a and her husband, Sir No Longer Appearing in this Comic. — Zifnab

I did a bunch of these a few months ago, but other than this one, the others all eventually coalesced around a single theme. So I’m tossing this one out on its own, like an orphan.

(Yes, yes, I know, old meme. Nyah nyah nyah it’s fun.)

Top comment: Now do Its vs It’s.

ONLY YOU, MGK, CAN FIX ALL THE INTERNET — Ilan

FLAPJACKS: So first you did those Fighting Fantasy gamebooks.
ME: Yes.
FLAPJACKS: And then you did all that nerd-lit from years gone by.
ME: Yes.
FLAPJACKS: You realize there remains only one true realm of nerd-bookery left to you.
ME: Unfortunately.
FLAPJACKS: A final frontier, if you will.
ME: Yes, very clever.