I always like to throw one of these out from time to time and give readers the chance to request something particular. I never guarantee anything, but usually there’s a few things I end up wanting to write about thrown into the mix. (No “I should write X” requests. I do those on my own […]

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Meandering opening with only circumstantial connection to actual meat of post, containing one of A) too many nothing connector words for folksy emphasis B) multiple obscenities C) a quote from either The Princess Bride or The Adventures of Baron Munchausen D) all of the above. Secondary paragraph, expanding on opening paragraph so that reader understands […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Top comment: Why the heck DIDN’T they put Grimlock in the new movies? — Beacon Because car companies aren’t manufacturing dinosaurs, I guess. — Evan Waters

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LIKED – Detective Comics featuring Batwoman was as good as everybody says it is, and frankly, given that it’s stupid boring sucky Batwoman, this is nothing short of a miracle even though Greg Rucka and J.H. Williams are the ones doing it. (Let me put it this way: regardless of how good a filmmaker Steven […]

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Do not push the big red button.

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BATMAN: So I saw you fighting another giant robot on television. Luthor again? SUPERMAN: No, this one wasn’t Luthor. BATMAN: Are you sure? SUPERMAN: Of course I’m sure. Why wouldn’t I be sure that it wasn’t Luthor? BATMAN: You tend to believe the best of people too often. I want to be sure this wasn’t […]

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STUPID WOMAN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE THING: “Hey, my billion-year-old mother got a pacemaker five years ago and she’s still alive because of it even though the doctors said she was too old to get a pacemaker and didn’t want to do the surgery because she might not survive. What do you say to that, […]

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Your guest judge this week is Toni Basil, apparently because the producers felt the need to re-inflict upon us the worst guest judge ever. Karla and Jonathan: hip-hop. I’m generally a big fan of Dave Scott’s choreography and I think I would have liked this routine if it wasn’t danced for crap: Jonathan was absolutely […]

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Everybody has a couple dozen “times I nearly died.” Most of them are uninteresting. For example, this one time I was walking home, didn’t realize a light had just turned red, and nearly got hit by a bus. It missed me by about six inches. But so what? Everybody has a couple dozen stories like […]

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FLAPJACKS: I have settled upon a new career! ME: What, did you get fired from the bookstore? FLAPJACKS: Oh, whatever. The bookstore was so 2007. ME: So yes. FLAPJACKS: I will have you know there was a definite fistfight over my prospective career options. ME: A fistfight. FLAPJACKS: Well, metaphorically there was a fistfight. ME: […]

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A while back, one of my commenters asked me why I had such a low opinion of Michael Ignatieff, the Liberal party “leader” here in Canada. The events of the last few weeks have demonstrated why my opinion of Ignatieff as “useless limpdick” is precisely correct. Some background for non-Canadians. Things here right now are […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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