The Secret Origin of Rex the Wonder Dog.

A woolly mammoth appears, hell-bent on destruction! What do you do? What do you do?

Well, maybe you nut up, if your name happens to be Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

Well, they would be a problem, but they saw the thunder coming for them.

Even in the deepest Sahara, every bandit knows not to mess with Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

You know, a medieval longbow shot an arrow at over 150 km/h. Surely nobody could react so quickly to an arrow already shot.

Oh wait, we forgot about Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

A car, out of control! Who can possibly save the day?

Damn straight. Rex don’t need no opposable thumbs. That’s because Rex is the motherfucking Wonder Dog.

Why DC doesn’t reprint this comic, I will honestly never know. It is a dog who is bullfighting. And as issues of Rex The Wonder Dog go, this is comparatively tame.

YOU HEAR THAT, DC? GIVE US REX THE FREAKING WONDER DOG!

(More Rex The Wonder Dog here.)