FLAPJACKS: So guess what I saw today? ME: I am fairly sure I don’t want to guess. FLAPJACKS: Aw, come on. ME: The new Bond flick? FLAPJACKS: Nope! ME: Watchmen six months early? FLAPJACKS: if that was the case, why would I spend valuable lording-it-over-you time making you guess? ME: Porn? FLAPJACKS: Other than porn. […]

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“I will marry you if you bring me a shipful of corpses.”

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Experts blame rise in violent offenses on kids being willing to mug people for iPods. Choice line: “We propose that over the past two years, America may have experienced an iCrime wave.” (You just know that some thinktank dork came up with that and thought it was so clever.) Of course, you could just as […]

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This post over at Ezra Klein’s, explaining some more reasons why letting GM go bankrupt is a bad idea.

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“Trend predictor” who predicted the 1987 stock market crash, the Asian currency crisis and the subprime mortgage crisis predicts “food riots and tax revolts” by 2012. (Of course, it is also worth pointing out that lots of other people predicted these things too. And for someone so notoriously good at predicting trends, why doesn’t he […]

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…because I only just finished watching it about half an hour ago. Firstly, WTF is up with the top ten episode only being one hour long? Yes, I know the ratings have dropped since the show’s impressive debut, but A) it is competing against the major network fall lineup and B) guess what, CTV, the […]

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If you live in Canada and have ever linked to anything in your life ever, then you probably want to go read my article at TheCourt.ca about the decision on Crookes v. Wikimedia, AKA “the linking case.” Heck, if you live in a common-law country you probably want to read it too, because it won’t […]

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All I do when I look at these guys is think of the Smurfs. Except, you know, in space. It’s mostly the “there’s only one girl, and with the exception of the leader they all look the same” thing, you know? Instead of wearing red trunks rather than white, the leader (who is named Lyle) […]

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…but it is a flying car.

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No, seriously, the designers of this game expect you to be able to “run” one hundred metres. FUN FACT: If you somehow make it to 50 metres, there are hurdles.

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In response to my post about the misdirected-at-best union strategies in regards to auto industry woes in Ontario, SilverMoonWolf writes: I may not be as informed as you, but I can draw opinion on what I do know about this and the whole “bailout” buzz word now. When a horse breaks its leg, you don’t […]

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I’ve been trying to avoid getting sucked into Fallout 3 while I have schoolwork to do (yes, even during the strike). But now it appears that Bethesda Softworks is, through some invisible manipulation of the world I do not quite understand, trying to turn our world into the Fallout world.

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The Legion has a time machine. So why is it that the only place they ever go, ever, is the present day DC Universe? Surely there are all sorts of other places they can go? It doesn’t have to be Shadow Lass, of course. “Talokian” just sounds kind of like “Connecticut,” and I like bad […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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