Okay, look. I understand that there are people out there who are paranoid about germs. I suppose if you’re going to be paranoid about something, germs are as good a thing as any to be paranoid about, so I try to look past this. And although I know that tissue paper does not, in fact, […]

13 comments

Mar

And Marketing Is Half The Battle

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks

From comments yesterday: I just thought I’d bring forth this little piece of horror: “G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer. The property is […]

13 comments

Mar

Thursday WHO’S WHO: Viking Commando

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Who's Who

Every Thursday, mightygodking.com returns to the pages of Who’s Who, the classic 1980s DC comic book encyclopedia of their characters. Every week, a character shall be judged on the only scale scientific enough that matters: the Rex The Wonder Dog scale. FUN FACTS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN ABOUT VIKING COMMANDO 1.) Honestly, why DC […]

12 comments

Mar

Yet Another Reason To Do Situps

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets, The Miscellaneous Sciences And Crap Like That

Belly fat linked to increased risk of Alzheimer’s.

2 comments

Mar

R.I.P.

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy

My friends, today we are gathered to mourn the death of the “I Drink Your Milkshake” gag line. Every joke has its own lifetime. I remember when I was a young boy and “take my wife… please” coughed its last spastic breath. We never quite get over this experience, and some of us (like Mike […]

19 comments

Mar

Pissing In Your Cheerios Since 1976

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks

Now I know everybody has a geek hard-on from seeing those pictures of Ray Park dressed up as Snake-Eyes for the new live-action G.I. Joe movie coming out next year. This is understandable, because Snake-Eyes is awesome, one of the very few untarnished, perfect elements of childhood, and these things are rare and grow ever […]

34 comments

Mar

Dilton Doiley Has A Sex Doll.

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics

I’m not kidding. This is not a Photoshop. ..yeah, he’s gonna die alone.

19 comments

Mar

It’s over.

Posted by MGK Published in Politics

Despite the fact that, on the whole, I would prefer to see Barack Obama win the Democratic nomination to the Presidency than Hillary Clinton, I’ve tried on this blog to be reasonably evenhanded towards Hillary, whom I believed would make a decent President, all things considered. Yes, I just made fun of the whole Bosnia […]

21 comments

Mar

It Is 1996, And In The Hills Above Tuzla…

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Conversations, Politics

(SCENE. Two SNIPERS, BORISAV and CEDOMIL, crouch in the hills overlooking the airport at Tuzla. BORISAV watches the airport through the sights of his enormous sniper rifle.) BORISAV: All right. Are we ready to begin our day of sniping? CEDOMIL: That is certainly why I am here. I came to snipe. BORISAV: All right. Let’s […]

9 comments

Mar

Movies You Have Not Seen But You Should See (Because They Are Good) #10

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks, Movies You Have Not Seen But Should See

At one point, a long time ago, Dabney Coleman was the king shit. You have to understand that at this time, Dabney Coleman was the definition of irascible authority figure. If you needed a tough bastard who deep down (often very very deep down) had a heart of gold, Dabney Coleman was your first and […]

17 comments

Mar