Say I had found a piece of fanfic. Say it was erotic fanfic. Now say that the fanfic featured two comic book characters having sex with one another, but that the author has a serious sweat fetish – not only does he focus on the individual characters sweating, but in fact has them actively fetishize […]

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Jan

Friday Gilmore Girls

Posted by MGK Published in It's The Youtube, TV

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Jan

“In 2009… you will see Marlon Wayans’ crotch.”

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks

Oh, god, this movie is going to be a classic piece of crap. I can’t wait.

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Jan

Thursday WHO’S WHO: Grimbor The Chainsman

Posted by MGK Published in Comics, Who's Who

“Fear me, Legionnaires! I am your doom! For mine is the power of ultimate bondage! I see that your taut, sinewy muscles struggle against my cosmo-restraints! But your struggle is futile. Even as solitary beads of sweat inevitably roll down your lean, firm stomachs, so is your continued imprisonment within my clutches inevitable! There is […]

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Jan

Zombies.

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, Conversations, Gaming

ME: So the federal budget got announced – FLAPJACKS: Oh, god, are we going to have the boring budget conversation? Stimulus infrastructure spending jobs jobs jobs. There. I said everything we could ever say about the budget. Can we talk about Left 4 Dead now? ME: What is there to talk about? It’s a good […]

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Jan

Awwww.

Posted by MGK Published in Auf Wiedersehen Goodbye

Majel Barrett-Roddenberry and Gene Roddenberry’s remains will be sent together into space. Come on – that’s pretty damned romantic.

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Jan

Scenes From An Alternate Universe Where Saved By The Bell, Rather Than Law And Order, Became The Dominant Television Franchise For A Generation

Posted by MGK Published in Bad Comedy, TV

1993: Saved By The Bell: The College Years debuts to thunderous acclaim after the original Saved By The Bell‘s Saturday morning run ends. The College Years leads its timeslot for the entire first season, and NBC commits to seasons two through four early on, locking up the actors at lower pay rates while they still […]

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Jan

Rocks Fall, My Column Shows Up, Everyone Dies

Posted by MGK Published in The Internets, TV

My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Jan

How To Improve Final Crisis In One Simple Step

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Bad Comedy, Comics, Photoshopp'd

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Jan

Oscar Prognosticatin’

Posted by MGK Published in Flicks

WHY AMY ADAMS WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR DOUBT: Because the performance is nuanced and intelligent. Because Adams brings through the essential indecisive nature of the character without turning her into a puddle of jelly. Because she didn’t win for Junebug in 2005 despite having given the most deserving performance because she was a […]

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Jan