To avoid running this into the ground, Friday Youtubery in May is going to start with a new show. That having been said, I’ve had all seven seasons of The West Wing playing in the background as I’ve studied for my exams, and I think I’m gonna write a few critical essays in the next […]

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“”Unfortunately, I can’t decry the process of “asking repeatedly,” mainly because it’s the only stimuli a lot of women respond to. Frankly, I think any woman who has to be begged fifteen times before she eventually accepts should be drug into the back alleyways and beaten” What what what? Okay, previous statement about generally decent […]

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Every Thursday, mightygodking.com returns to the pages of Who’s Who, the classic 1980s DC comic book encyclopedia of their characters. Every week, a character shall be judged on the only scale scientific enough that matters: the Rex The Wonder Dog scale of fantasticosity. So who’s this guy? He’s Unimaginable. Yeah, but who is he? I […]

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I’ve gotten a few mails asking me to weigh in on the whole “Open Source Boob Project” kerfuffle, and I’m not sure why,[1] because as of this writing “theferrett” has already realized that the idea was very, very bad and would inevitably just lead to very, very bad things happening. This does not surprise me, […]

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And we’re back, after a massive overload. I feel loved. The issues ongoing re: server load are being dealt with, but suffice it to say people really, really like their Atari. While I am discussing site issues, one more thing I wanted to generally consult with my readership on: tags. I like tags, but there […]

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When 24 first debuted, everybody was making a huge deal about it being a story told in real time (well, except for Keifer Sutherland never having to go to the bathroom or anything like that), because it was, in fairness, something of a novelty. Mostly because nobody had seen Nick of Time. It absolutely bombed […]

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I wanted to include this in yesterday’s post, but I couldn’t come up with a gag for it. I mean, sometimes making a joke is just superfluous, you know?

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I can’t stop shuddering.

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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So I hit up a garage sale over the weekend and bought a genuine, working-condition Atari 2600, with a huge stack of games nearly mint in their boxes, for a song. I thought I’d scan the box covers and give you all a look back into the fun of yesteryear.

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Every Thursday, mightygodking.com returns to the pages of Who’s Who, the classic 1980s DC comic book encyclopedia of their characters. Every week, a character shall be judged on the only scale scientific enough that matters: the Rex The Wonder Dog scale of fantasticosity. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait,” you are thinking, “didn’t Golden […]

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When even Jonah Goldberg says that a presidential debate was just watercarrying for the Republican party, you know it’s a shit debate. Of course, there was also this handy condensed guide to the first forty-five minutes of the debate: ABC SHITHEAD: Senator Obama, are you a racist elitist Marxist who hates the flag? OBAMA: No, […]

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