Times like this, it feels like my childhood is just going away forever.

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Occasionally clunky-to-the-point-of-groaners script and Scarlett Johanssen’s “acting” (as opposed to her stunt double, the wonderfully named “Heidi Moneymaker,” who is amazing) fail to ruin an overall enjoyable comic-book movie experience.

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Meet Tomahawk’s Rangers! Dan Hunter: Tomahawk’s sidekick and former man-boy life partner (seriously, one day I’ll post the Tomahawk and Dan Hunter entry from Who’s Who and you will al go eeeewwwwwwww) found himself dumped after he got old and chunky (look at the jowls on him, no wonder Tomahawk lost interest), so he found […]

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A bunch of people – no, really, an honest-to-god bunch – emailed me asking for parodies of The Rise of Arsenal, which isn’t going to happen. This isn’t because the comic isn’t shitty1 but because it, like just about everything else people ask me to parody these days, is singularly joyless and unpleasant. I mean, […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Sneak preview of something I’ve been working on that’s about sixty percent finished: Soon. Not as soon as you might like, but sooner than you think.

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(from War Stories: Condors by Garth Ennis and Carlos Ezquerra)

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– Is it just me, or is DC really trying to have its cake and eat it too as regards Supergirl/Brainiac 5? I mean, if you want the “return” of the “original Legion,” that means they’re all older than teenagers – like, thirtysomethings – which makes a Brainy romance with the still-a-teenager Supergirl problematic, to […]

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Since people were wishing for the return of Improved Archie, here it is, in very very basic form: Have at it in comments. Also, I’m looking for artists for a couple of projects – you know the email if you’re interested in working with me.

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Time travel is part of the Sorcerer Supreme’s day job. It sounds interesting; it mostly isn’t. (I mean, from a certain point of view, time travel to the past is seeing stuff that already happened anyway and time travel to the future is like fast-forwarding through the good parts of the movie.) Two or three […]

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My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.

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Dialogue by Jim. Dialogue by K.D. Bryan. Dialogue by Mighty Odd King. Dialogue by J. Bryan Shoup. Dialogue by Martin Friese. Dialogue by Thomas Wilde. Dialogue by yours truly. Dialogue by galamb_borong. Dialogue by teh_no. Dialogue by folksongsuite. Dialogue by Miss Mura. Dialogue by TopicalPopsicle. Dialogue by Mike Smith.

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“Hey, we need to create another character for the “Justice Society 2″ project.” “Okay… so we got two kids Green Lantern had, Hawkman’s son, Wonder Woman’s daughter, and the Atom’s grand-nephew or something like that. Who else can we throw in?” “Maybe the Flash has a kid?” “Nah, I don’t like it. Dr. Mid-Nite?” “Blindness […]

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